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27 Nov 2017, 2:55 am

What happens when all the fish run away from you because you look like a predator?

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27 Nov 2017, 4:07 pm

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What happens when all the fish run away from you because you look like a predator?

You mate then with your species.

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27 Nov 2017, 6:33 pm

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Chicks are fish, too.

I am, most certainly, a fisherman.

I like this man.

Another fisherman here

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28 Nov 2017, 3:30 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Sabreclaw wrote:

What happens when all the fish run away from you because you look like a predator?

You mate then with your species.

Unfortunately the females of my species tend not to like me very much. :evil:

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28 Nov 2017, 5:56 pm

Whatever species I am doesn’t seem to have females.

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28 Nov 2017, 11:52 pm

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

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29 Nov 2017, 7:06 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

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29 Nov 2017, 7:13 am

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

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29 Nov 2017, 7:23 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

Their mouth & there may be a hole in back where their butt would be.

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29 Nov 2017, 7:49 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

You don't, she just lays the eggs and you later cum on them, alone.

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29 Nov 2017, 7:56 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

You don't, she just lays the eggs and you later cum on them, alone.

Bang where the eggs come out of :mrgreen:

Look at some mermaid porn if you still don't get it :lol:

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29 Nov 2017, 10:31 am

Daryl Hannah looked really good as a mermaid.....

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29 Nov 2017, 5:59 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

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06 Dec 2017, 7:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: at the last handful of posts! well done, team! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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06 Dec 2017, 1:55 pm

There is always someone better off and worse off. It doesn’t mean that relationships aren’t an option. Most guys I know are in one.

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06 Dec 2017, 1:56 pm

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

What about mermaids :?:

They can be pretty hot as long as the upper part is a girl & the bottom part is a fish instead of the other way around

How can I bang that?

Their mouth & there may be a hole in back where their butt would be.

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