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05 Apr 2023, 1:59 pm

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One of my Tomcats sprayed a visiting friend.Just jumped up on the table and let it rip.
We also had one that would sneak into peoples vehicles and spray.We had to warm people to keep windows rolled up.

He wanted the friend to never leave. :lol: claimed the person.


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05 Apr 2023, 2:16 pm

They left pretty quick.Ran home to change shirts.
One used to spray on this outdoor patio chair.
I made sure my ex got that chair when he picked up some of his stuff. :twisted:


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05 Apr 2023, 3:06 pm

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One of my Tomcats sprayed a visiting friend.Just jumped up on the table and let it rip.
We also had one that would sneak into peoples vehicles and spray.We had to warm people to keep windows rolled up.
That's one of the reasons why some people prefer to have female cats. Male cats are like drunk human males, they'll pee wherever they want including on other cats/humans because it's funny or just to be giant dicks :lol:


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06 Apr 2023, 12:35 am

Regarding cats and cartoon, did anyone watch that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffu6FG4YP4



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08 Apr 2023, 8:01 am

Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk



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08 Apr 2023, 8:10 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Regarding cats and cartoon, did anyone watch that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffu6FG4YP4


I started it (saw the cat playing violin) but my attention span is non-existent atm so moved on.


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08 Apr 2023, 8:24 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk

I’d worship a cat over Allah any day of the week.


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08 Apr 2023, 10:29 am

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk

I’d worship a cat over Allah any day of the week.


*places my cat above Allah*

She expects sacrifices as part of the worship, preferably in the form of Churu.


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08 Apr 2023, 10:34 am

funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk

I’d worship a cat over Allah any day of the week.


*places my cat above Allah*

She expects sacrifices as part of the worship, preferably in the form of Churu.

That sounds reasonable. :lol:

Does she have a holy book? I was underwhelmed by my perusal of the Bible and Quran.


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08 Apr 2023, 5:03 pm

Maybe cats meow back to you because your personality sucks. You just gotta be confident bro and maybe take a shower and cats will no longer meow at you. I just don't get why men complain about cats all of the time because they don't owe you anything. Stop being a whiny meowcel and go do something about it.



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08 Apr 2023, 7:44 pm

Rexi wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
One of my Tomcats sprayed a visiting friend.Just jumped up on the table and let it rip.
We also had one that would sneak into peoples vehicles and spray.We had to warm people to keep windows rolled up.

He wanted the friend to never leave. :lol: claimed the person.


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08 Apr 2023, 8:32 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk

I’d worship a cat over Allah any day of the week.


*places my cat above Allah*

She expects sacrifices as part of the worship, preferably in the form of Churu.

That sounds reasonable. :lol:

Does she have a holy book? I was underwhelmed by my perusal of the Bible and Quran.


I asked but she says she can't write. :nerdy:


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08 Apr 2023, 8:34 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Muslim cleric worshiping to Allah.

Cat: « I am your Allah »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjJeJ4LjEMk

I’d worship a cat over Allah any day of the week.


*places my cat above Allah*

She expects sacrifices as part of the worship, preferably in the form of Churu.

That sounds reasonable. :lol:

Does she have a holy book? I was underwhelmed by my perusal of the Bible and Quran.


I asked but she says she can't write. :nerdy:

Jesus probably couldn’t either. :shrug:


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08 Apr 2023, 8:36 pm

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Jesus probably couldn’t either. :shrug:


I heard a few of his buddies could. :nerdy:


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08 Apr 2023, 9:17 pm

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Jesus probably couldn’t either. :shrug:


I heard a few of his buddies could. :nerdy:

Most of the New Testament was written long after Jesus death and not by his BFFs.


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09 Apr 2023, 1:04 am

Same for the Quran, « compiled » long after Mo’s death.