Why should I be grateful if a guy sits on me?

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18 Apr 2023, 6:00 am

I would have though that with the amount of socialising you do that you would at least understand playful banter by now Jamesy.

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18 Apr 2023, 7:52 am

Twilightprincess wrote:

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As a woman, I wouldn’t sit on some random guy’s lap. That would just be really weird. :lol:

This has nothing to do with looks.

I’d rather sit on the floor or in a comfy chair.

I am sure most guys would be grateful if a random women sat on there lap.

Guys can like the idea of it all they want to. It doesn’t mean it’s happening.

Perhaps those guys would luck out if they dressed as Santa Claus during Christmas time :lol:

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18 Apr 2023, 12:37 pm

nick007 wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Jamesy wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

As a woman, I wouldn’t sit on some random guy’s lap. That would just be really weird. :lol:

This has nothing to do with looks.

I’d rather sit on the floor or in a comfy chair.

I am sure most guys would be grateful if a random women sat on there lap.

Guys can like the idea of it all they want to. It doesn’t mean it’s happening.

Perhaps those guys would luck out if they dressed as Santa Claus during Christmas time :lol:

Do adult women sit on Santa's lap? :lol:

I think it's such a creepy thing to have kids do. I've always been against it.

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18 Apr 2023, 12:45 pm

Did you sniff your knee afterwards?

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18 Apr 2023, 1:21 pm

I would have replied “… ahh so that’s your favorite position!”.

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18 Apr 2023, 2:59 pm

I made Santa stand behind the chair.
My daughter got the throne to herself.

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18 Apr 2023, 3:02 pm

I originally thought the op was riddled with typos

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18 Apr 2023, 3:12 pm

babybird wrote:

I would have though that with the amount of socialising you do that you would at least understand playful banter by now Jamesy.

Agreed.

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18 Apr 2023, 5:17 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Jamesy wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

As a woman, I wouldn’t sit on some random guy’s lap. That would just be really weird. :lol:

This has nothing to do with looks.

I’d rather sit on the floor or in a comfy chair.

I am sure most guys would be grateful if a random women sat on there lap.

Guys can like the idea of it all they want to. It doesn’t mean it’s happening.

Perhaps those guys would luck out if they dressed as Santa Claus during Christmas time :lol:

Do adult women sit on Santa's lap? :lol:

I think it's such a creepy thing to have kids do. I've always been against it.

My girlfriend would if she was a bit smaller depending on the circumstances.

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18 Apr 2023, 7:35 pm

As a heterosexual man I'd still love to sit in a woman's lap.

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18 Apr 2023, 8:07 pm

Why they sit on you? Is this a lap pillow reference?

I think chins are attractive when it's the opposite though though I'm too tall.

I think going around the room and sitting on those people's laps us dead now since I can no longer go to specific place and think I have an infantile/older male complex.

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18 Apr 2023, 8:11 pm

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As a heterosexual man I'd still love to sit in a woman's lap.

I think it would be aLOT better if the women sat on your lap :wink:

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20 Apr 2023, 6:49 pm

Jamesy wrote:

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If these friends know you well and are good friends, they could be just, "Busting your chops" or "Breaking your balls" as they say in my part of the world. I've been known to make lighthearted jokes at the expense of NT friends, but it probably depends on whether these people are good friends to you.

Well the guy who said the comment is not a close friend. He has aspergers as well by the way.

Ah, there's a decent chance that he miscalculated then. I personally tend to keep pretty conservative with my jokes with people I don't already know well as I have a lot of absolutely hilarious jokes that are also horribly offensive to some people. It can be a real challenge to know when I can pull out the good stuff as some people are stuffier than they appear.

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20 Apr 2023, 7:28 pm

Hollywood_Guy wrote:

As a heterosexual man I'd still love to sit in a woman's lap.

Since I tend to be bigger than they are, it works better the other way around.

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20 Apr 2023, 8:52 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

Hollywood_Guy wrote:

As a heterosexual man I'd still love to sit in a woman's lap.

Since I tend to be bigger than they are, it works better the other way around.

If one was bigger than you, would you sit in her lap?

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20 Apr 2023, 10:40 pm

My grandmother told me never sit on a boy's lap unless we put a phone book between us.