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18 Feb 2008, 6:00 pm

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
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Also, it should make all you women out there really wonder about why a man is giving you a vagina as a gift, hehe.


I think the message is pretty clear:

"I have deflowered some plants with the hope that it will increase my chance of deflowering YOU."


Haha, but at least it's in the form of a sweet gesture, no?


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19 Feb 2008, 2:07 am

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Haha, but at least it's in the form of a sweet gesture, no?


yes. :)


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19 Feb 2008, 2:09 am

*Hands i_Am_andaJoy a flower* For figuring out the riddle that is flowers, you deserve one :lol:


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19 Feb 2008, 12:41 pm

TheBladeRoden wrote:
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Makes sense


That's a hot flower, what's its name? has it ever posed for Playboy?



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19 Feb 2008, 2:02 pm

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Well, that makes bees paid sluts then and god knows if I can eat honey again :lol:


Theyre also communist serial killers... :P


Well, I've never seen a red bee. But that's probably just because I've never been to Malaysia and seen the Apis koschevnikovi.

Or this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bee_(comics)

Commies, all of them!


I was referring more to the communist mentality that bees share...



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19 Feb 2008, 2:35 pm

When you smoke weed, you are really only smoking the female buds. The male flowers have very low THC. Pot, like corn and hops, have both male and female plants, unlike plants that have male and female flowers on them. So i guess you can say that when you're toking up, you're smokin "poozay". Or "Kuzzunt". My immature mind just finds that humurous.


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19 Feb 2008, 7:25 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:
I was referring more to the communist mentality that bees share...


How do bees have a communist mentality? The hive is completely dependent on, and lives only for the purpose of the queen. I cannot think of a social insect that does not fulfill the requirements for a monarchical system; however, if you know of one, please do tell.



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19 Feb 2008, 7:29 pm

What's the queen without her drones? If you ask me, she's the biggest slave in the nest.


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19 Feb 2008, 9:05 pm

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What's the queen without her drones? If you ask me, she's the biggest slave in the nest.


In a sense, you are correct. But without her, they wouldn't even exist.



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19 Feb 2008, 9:09 pm

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What's the queen without her drones? If you ask me, she's the biggest slave in the nest.


In a sense, you are correct. But without her, they wouldn't even exist.


True, but at least they get to fly away.


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19 Feb 2008, 9:21 pm

I read about this in a science book.

It's interesting.