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Cyberman
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12 May 2008, 9:55 pm

Let's see... if I were Cyberwoman... no, I don't think I would date Cyberman. There wouldn't be any need to, because like most women, I would develop a "take or leave it" attitude towards guys in general. Plus, I'd probably have been taken by some arrogant, abusive jerk long before I even met Cyberman. Due to being female, I wouldn't be required to ask anyone out, so my shyness wouldn't keep me from dating... but after going through several relationships with jerks whom I had mistaken for "Mr. Right", I'd come to the conclusion that all men are scum regardless of whether they have AS or not. Isn't that usually how it works? :wink:



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12 May 2008, 10:31 pm

^NO

If I were a guy I would probably not date me since the she me has AS. I would probably go for bimbos and not have any clues about women other than using them as punching bags for all my problems like the few horrific relationships I've had in the past. Isn't that how it works? :wink:


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12 May 2008, 11:12 pm

^ Punching bags! 8O If that is what it sounds like, they should be shot. :twisted: A man should NEVER hit a woman. :x


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12 May 2008, 11:34 pm

Hey, its sex with someone I love



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12 May 2008, 11:42 pm

MissConstrue wrote:
^NO

If I were a guy I would probably not date me since the she me has AS. I would probably go for bimbos and not have any clues about women other than using them as punching bags for all my problems like the few horrific relationships I've had in the past. Isn't that how it works? :wink:


...I think missconstrue just pwned this whole thread. And possibly a great deal of this forum, too. Well done.



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13 May 2008, 12:08 am

I wouldn't date me if I was a bimbo. :( Ick! Even being around girls like that... I feel sick to my stomach. A sweet girl on the spectrum would be awesome to date... but those are the ones I always got too shy to approach when I was younger... and now that I'm 28, they seem to have gone into hiding. o_O Granted, if I were a girl, I probably would have long since given up waiting for guys like me to work up their courage. Oh well. :P



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13 May 2008, 4:05 am

^Hey guys, for the record I was just being funny with the poster above me. I don't think all guys are like that.

Seriously though, if I were a male, I probably wouldn't know what to do with the she me. Should I ask her out, she doesn't appear desperate but I think she's single. I can't tell, she doesn't seem to look at me. Maybe I shouldn't. I would just be at war with the misconstruing version of myself.

DIALOGUE OF MYSELF WITH MYSELF

Female me: You are one Hot guy! :wink:

Male me: Thanks babe! Want to heat it up some more? :P

Female me: Just because I said you're hot doesn't mean I want to get it on right now at this moment. :x

Male me: I was just asking a q.......why do you gotta be so mean? :(

She me: I wasn't being mean. I guess I misconstrued your question, sorry. :(

Male me: Misconstrued? What part of the question? :?

She me: :evil:

Hint The male version of me was asking about the heater.

As you see, we wouldn't know what to do with eachother.
:pr: :huh: :pl:

I guess I'm not at one with myself. :oops:


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13 May 2008, 4:19 am

^^LOL

No I wouldn't date a female version of me , that's like dating a sister or a clone....



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13 May 2008, 4:20 am

^ Errr you just confused the s**t out of me Missconstrue! :?

And yeah I'd definitely date an opposite version of me. But it wouldn't last, the fights would be terrible and since we'd both be so similar and know what the other was thinking it would get really boring really quickly.


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13 May 2008, 11:46 am

ford_prefects_kid wrote:
MissConstrue wrote:
^NO

If I were a guy I would probably not date me since the she me has AS. I would probably go for bimbos and not have any clues about women other than using them as punching bags for all my problems like the few horrific relationships I've had in the past. Isn't that how it works? :wink:


...I think missconstrue just pwned this whole thread. And possibly a great deal of this forum, too. Well done.


Hahah, agreed. XD

MissConstrue wrote:
^Hey guys, for the record I was just being funny with the poster above me. I don't think all guys are like that.

Seriously though, if I were a male, I probably wouldn't know what to do with the she me. Should I ask her out, she doesn't appear desperate but I think she's single. I can't tell, she doesn't seem to look at me. Maybe I shouldn't. I would just be at war with the misconstruing version of myself.

DIALOGUE OF MYSELF WITH MYSELF

Female me: You are one Hot guy! :wink:

Male me: Thanks babe! Want to heat it up some more? :P

Female me: Just because I said you're hot doesn't mean I want to get it on right now at this moment. :x

Male me: I was just asking a q.......why do you gotta be so mean? :(

She me: I wasn't being mean. I guess I misconstrued your question, sorry. :(

Male me: Misconstrued? What part of the question? :?

She me: :evil:

Hint The male version of me was asking about the heater.

As you see, we wouldn't know what to do with eachother.
:pr: :huh: :pl:

I guess I'm not at one with myself. :oops:


HAH. And she just did it again. Freaking hilarious.



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13 May 2008, 5:07 pm

The female version of me? HA! Like that exists! But I would have a problem if I met her. You see, both of us would have an extremely difficult time trusting people, so it wouldn't look good at first. And both of us would be extremely intense passionate people with terrible tempers to match...lol...other than that, a female math major who passionately loves progressive rock, classical, and other styles...and cartoons - wow...A perfect Beatrice for any Dante! Oh well, one can dream of enlightenment after bathing in the rivers of Lethe...lol (um...the last two were metaphors.).



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15 May 2008, 3:24 am

Absolutely not.