07 Mar 2009, 8:38 pm
Fnord wrote:
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
Does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
Regardless of which of those you were answering, Fnord....that was good.
07 Mar 2009, 8:46 pm
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
1) The only question you are asking is: "If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be...question" there is no real subject of the hypothetical ‘question’ besides this, and "same as the one to the question" is redundant. What ever the answer you still go home alone, if you are going to bomb you might as well make her laugh.
2) If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as (for) the question I am asking you right now?
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07 Mar 2009, 8:58 pm
sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
You mean it wasn't the ears and the big.........feet?
sinsboldly wrote:
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is
You gave me something to work with....what can I say?
sinsboldly wrote:
and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
So is my ex-wife.....why did you have to go and ruin it for me?! Although, if I remember correctly, my moon sign is Pisces. Maybe we can work something out....
sinsboldly wrote:
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Sadly, most women don't get my humor....
OK.....getting loopy (and kinda ornery) - gonna head to bed now.
I think you are forgetting that 97% of the women on WP are somewhere on the Autism spectrum. we are not NT women by a long shot.
Merle
And the 3% that aren't Spectrum are probably on the, shall we say......"odder" side of NT.
don't sell our sisters on the NT side of things short. I was at a Tony Attwood seminar and the question was asked "Who here loves an Aspie" and three quarters of the women put up their hands! There were only about 15 Aspies in the crowd and 5 of those were the women I was sitting with. He then launches on a ten minute discussion on how NT women were drawn to Aspie men.
Read "Loving Mr. Spock," you guys have all the luck!
Merle
I for one will check it out. Thanks!
07 Mar 2009, 9:34 pm
08 Mar 2009, 6:47 am
sinsboldly wrote:
first of all, the seminar was in Seattle, WA USA (ever hear of Microsoft?)
The Beast of the Computer Apocalypse? Yeah, I've heard of it (who hasn't?)
sinsboldly wrote:
Whining men, AS or NT don't get a lot of . . er. . .ladies.
Yeah, well you better get used to "whiners," because AS is a "mental recession."
08 Mar 2009, 6:59 am
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08 Mar 2009, 2:04 pm
Cyberman wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
first of all, the seminar was in Seattle, WA USA (ever hear of Microsoft?)
The Beast of the Computer Apocalypse? Yeah, I've heard of it (who hasn't?)
sinsboldly wrote:
Whining men, AS or NT don't get a lot of . . er. . .ladies.
Yeah, well you better get used to "whiners," because AS is a "mental recession."
I like the wink after you suggesting I get used to whiners. But I don't understand 'mental recession. could you elaborate?
Merle
08 Mar 2009, 2:42 pm
08 Mar 2009, 2:49 pm
Cyberman wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
I like the wink after you suggesting I get used to whiners. But I don't understand 'mental recession. could you elaborate?
Don't you remember that from the 2008 election? When talking about the economy, one of McCain's advisers, Phil Gramm, had said that our recession was "mental" and that we had become a "nation of whiners."
You idiot... you're not supposed to remember that far back...
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08 Mar 2009, 3:16 pm
08 Mar 2009, 6:29 pm
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
The only thing that really matters is if it works! Just try the line out 10 or 15 times, and then report back on how sucessful it was.
