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Sigbold
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17 Feb 2015, 4:57 am

Because you are guy.



kraftiekortie
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17 Feb 2015, 9:42 am

Because I'm a straight guy.



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17 Feb 2015, 10:14 am

Because ass burgers tastes like ass.



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18 Feb 2015, 2:09 pm

because im straight



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18 Feb 2015, 2:58 pm

Because...bleach.



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18 Feb 2015, 6:50 pm

Because he's not the Wolf Lady!



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19 Feb 2015, 7:12 am

He's married.


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19 Feb 2015, 2:32 pm

Because she does not answer my Pm's , take that !


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19 Feb 2015, 3:08 pm

Because that's a lie.


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19 Feb 2015, 3:14 pm

Didn't I send you one a few days ago , did it get lost ?

Because she doesn't sleep I think it's some crazy hour in the USA right now ?


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19 Feb 2015, 3:30 pm

Because even if I did decide to switch teams, I wouldn't want to get caught up in some crazy love triangle!


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23 Feb 2015, 6:02 am

Not into 3-somes. :heart:

:P


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23 Mar 2015, 3:20 pm

ForeignObject wrote:
Not into 3-somes. :heart:

:P


I'm afraid she might think I'm a tranny chaser.



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24 Mar 2015, 8:15 am

You see I umm ahh it's not me, it's you...

I mean, it's not you, it's me...

I have to go uhh sterilise my cat now

I'll call you soon!

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30 Mar 2015, 10:20 pm

You're not gay enough for me.






And you're too old.






And sterilizing cats is very mean do animal rights mean nothing to you?
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07 Apr 2015, 5:49 pm

goofygoobers wrote:
ForeignObject wrote:
Not into 3-somes. :heart:

:P


I'm afraid she might think I'm a tranny chaser.

That wouldn't stop me. :heart: :heart: :heart:




You are way to young for me.


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