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19 Aug 2023, 4:09 pm

People who fart a lot.

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19 Aug 2023, 4:14 pm

- People who don’t fart.

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19 Aug 2023, 8:53 pm

Doesn't like eggs.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:01 pm

Has to have 'dessert breakfast' after their breakfast breakfast.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:04 pm

What about lunch appetiser?

How does it differ from dessert breakfast?

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19 Aug 2023, 9:05 pm

Disapproves of dessert FOR breakfast

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19 Aug 2023, 9:15 pm

Likes mustard.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:17 pm

Eats peas for the disabled.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:17 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Eats peas for the disabled.

Have I read this wrong?

What are disabled specific peas?

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19 Aug 2023, 9:22 pm

They're canned and mushy, as served in geriatric facilities.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:23 pm

Raleigh wrote:

They're canned and mushy, as served in geriatric facilities.

Oh right. I didn't know they existed!

I don't even eat regular peas.

The more you know!

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19 Aug 2023, 9:25 pm

Apparently normal peas pose a high choking hazard.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:28 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Apparently normal peas pose a high choking hazard.

I dread to think.

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19 Aug 2023, 9:31 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Eats peas for the disabled.

I remember Disabled Pea.

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20 Aug 2023, 9:00 am

I cannot fathom how people enjoy peas or vegetables in general. It's one of my constant, internal wonders.

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20 Aug 2023, 11:23 am

Micromanaging

Laughing at me

"Why" this and "what" that. They act like they have a moral "right" to be happy at all times and any time they are not happy it proves that someone violated their "rights"

Talking too much

Refusing to say "excuse me" instead of "what". They do have freedom of speech, but if they are not willing to do the slightest thing for me, then there is no limit to the number of things that they are not willing to do for me, and I don't feel like they care about me

Undesired physical contact.

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