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21 Apr 2011, 5:49 pm

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I meant the part about "he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions". Sex within marriage is implied, no need to say it outright.

Also, OkCupid is bigger than most specialized dating sites and there's no harm in putting up another profile. You can even list your religion as "Christian, and very serious about it" on OkCupid if you want to filter people that way.


I was just making it clear that I wouldn't mind having separate bedrooms and I wouldn't mind being ignored a lot of the time. In fact, being an Aspie, I'd prefer it. I need my alone time and my personal space.

I've already tried OKCupid and several other ones, and they're not my cup of tea. I'll stick with the one I'm on now, but, again, thank you all the same. :)

I like your avatar. Did you draw that yourself? :D



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21 Apr 2011, 5:50 pm

YOUR ORDERS??!



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21 Apr 2011, 6:24 pm

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YOUR ORDERS??!


Go and clean the kitchen.



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21 Apr 2011, 6:26 pm

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The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
YOUR ORDERS??!


Go and clean the kitchen.


:lol:

I was going to write something like that. too, but I thought I'd get in trouble. I'll just watch you do it instead.



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21 Apr 2011, 8:41 pm

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I like your avatar. Did you draw that yourself? :D

Yes, many years ago in MS Paint ;)

You don't want me though; I'm still studying so I don't have a real job yet, and I'm not a Christian. I also think I'd want to have sex with someone before marrying them just to make sure everything worked. What if you discovered that one of you was actually asexual after getting married...?

I can understand sex before marriage was a bad idea in the past because of diseases or accidental pregnancy (I certainly wouldn't want to have kids until after marriage) but nowadays there's birth control, so to me virginity seems a small price to pay to know I'm compatible with someone. It's not like being a virgin allows me to pet unicorns or anything special :lol:


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21 Apr 2011, 8:48 pm

I wasn't implying I wanted you, nor implying I was a virgin. I am divorced.

I was just complimenting you on your artwork, that's all! :)



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21 Apr 2011, 8:52 pm

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YOUR ORDERS??!

I want a mad scientist girl to go on crazy adventures with. Someone like Agatha Heterodyne from the webcomic Girl Genius Online.

When not taking over the world, we should be able to hold deep philosophical discussions, play video games, watch cool movies, go walking through forests, cook for each other and generally have fun together. Basically I'd want my girlfriend to also be my best friend, only sexier.

It would help if she were around my age (say 23-27) and lived somewhere near me ;)


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22 Apr 2011, 4:20 am

all_white wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
YOUR ORDERS??!


Go and clean the kitchen.


:lol:

I was going to write something like that. too, but I thought I'd get in trouble. I'll just watch you do it instead.


I'll do it naked.



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22 Apr 2011, 12:19 pm

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Were you doing it on purpose?

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lol not on purpose no



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22 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm

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You're describing Charlotte Church.

Were you doing it on purpose?

:lmao:


lol not on purpose no


Well, then; it was uncanny.



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22 Apr 2011, 4:14 pm

I want a girl who's like this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV964zWTTUE[/youtube]

Or a girl who's severely dyslexic, has bad ADHD, minor OCD, loves Family Guy , kinda clumsy, has some emotional issues like gets scared really easily, kinda moody at times, insecure, sometimes seems like a 13year-old, & does not drink, smoke or do drugs.
But seriously I'm NOT picky at all. If someone is actually willing to give me a chance; I will do everything I can to make it work & care for my partner.


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22 Apr 2011, 6:10 pm

Is there a guy who isn't a cheater, liar, and/or abuser that likes a larger girl? These are the standards I've held for years and apparently they're too high. :roll:



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22 Apr 2011, 6:24 pm

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Is there a guy who isn't a cheater, liar, and/or abuser that likes a larger girl? These are the standards I've held for years and apparently they're too high. :roll:

I meet those standards & would be interested


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22 Apr 2011, 6:30 pm

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

A couple!

:)



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22 Apr 2011, 6:35 pm

nick007 wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Is there a guy who isn't a cheater, liar, and/or abuser that likes a larger girl? These are the standards I've held for years and apparently they're too high. :roll:

I meet those standards & would be interested


Awww, Thanks.

Crap. I should add "lives close to where I do" to the list. Distance killed my last two relationships. >.<



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22 Apr 2011, 6:37 pm

Erisad wrote:
Is there a guy who isn't a cheater, liar, and/or abuser that likes a larger girl? These are the standards I've held for years and apparently they're too high. :roll:


I love larger girls. :)


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