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12 Nov 2011, 9:26 pm

Tequila wrote:

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Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her?

The real smart men don't bother with that. They just pick one up for a few hours - or overnight at the most! - and put her back down when they're done.

are you calling yourself stupid again

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12 Nov 2011, 9:28 pm

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are you calling yourself stupid again

No, because I haven't got that far to become stupid. So I remain smart having not had an opportunity to become stupid.

See?

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12 Nov 2011, 9:28 pm

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So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

It's hard to slip her the money without anyone noticing. Including her.

Free rent is the usual trick.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:29 pm

that's....stupid

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12 Nov 2011, 9:31 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

where's mine!? my mum mentioned grankids today and how my brother shouldnt have children

. i'm not even close

For some reason I saw "mummified grankids" in that sentence.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:32 pm

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that's....stupid

I thought the correct term was "moronic", love?

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12 Nov 2011, 9:34 pm

i think both work on several levels, shweedart

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12 Nov 2011, 9:35 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

i think both work on several levels, shweedart

Well, that's alright. I'd be more worried if you called me "correct" or "intelligent". Being called a "moron" and "stupid" by you is an honour. Perhaps I should have them put on a T-shirt.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:39 pm

SoftlyStepping wrote:

swbluto wrote:

So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

Free rent is the usual trick.

Free food, too (Of course, neither the rent nor food is free to the guy, but who's keeping track?). Some of the higher maintenance types also require a Master Card.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:44 pm

swbluto wrote:

SoftlyStepping wrote:

swbluto wrote:

So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

Free rent is the usual trick.

Free food, too (Of course, neither the rent nor food is free to the guy, but who's keeping track?). Some of the higher maintenance types also require a Master Card.

women don't cost anything more than men.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:45 pm

hyperlexian wrote:

swbluto wrote:

SoftlyStepping wrote:

swbluto wrote:

So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

Free rent is the usual trick.

Free food, too (Of course, neither the rent nor food is free to the guy, but who's keeping track?). Some of the higher maintenance types also require a Master Card.

women don't cost anything more than men.

*older women

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12 Nov 2011, 9:46 pm

SoftlyStepping wrote:

hyperlexian wrote:

swbluto wrote:

SoftlyStepping wrote:

swbluto wrote:

So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

Free rent is the usual trick.

Free food, too (Of course, neither the rent nor food is free to the guy, but who's keeping track?). Some of the higher maintenance types also require a Master Card.

women don't cost anything more than men.

*older women

dunno what you mean by that... young women and older women do not cost anything more than men.

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12 Nov 2011, 9:51 pm

Tequila wrote:

OneStepBeyond wrote:

i think both work on several levels, shweedart

Well, that's alright. I'd be more worried if you called me "correct" or "intelligent". Being called a "moron" and "stupid" by you is an honour. Perhaps I should have them put on a T-shirt.

haha div. i am sorry for calling you a morron even though you were most probably acting like one at the time

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12 Nov 2011, 9:53 pm

MrEGuy wrote:

I was doing pretty well up until the astrophysicist part.

How do you expect any woman to want you if you aren't an astrophysicist?
Honestly, some people...

shrox wrote:

What about my needs?

You lack food, water, oxygen and shelter? I am sorry to hear that.

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

You need to seduce your target man in order to have a chance with him, he won't pop up from thin air.

But he's meant to!! !! It's my right as a female!! !! !

*stomps feet*

emlion wrote:

Gotta wear a push-up bra + a short skirt to bag him, didya know?

Please don't tell me I have to wear high heels too.

Moog wrote:

emlion wrote:

Gotta wear a push-up bra + a short skirt to bag him, didya know?

I got a push up bra, but I still can't do more than 10 reps

Don't worry, Moog; just keep on working at it and you'll land yourself a lovely man one day.

HopefulRomantic wrote:

Perhaps someone can provide me with a logical explanation as to the utility gained by proliferating seemingly unprovoked and unwarranted nastiness? What is the point - does it make one feel better to strike out against someone - especially under the guise of anonymity afforded by the auspices of the Word Wide Web?

For me, it begs the question - would they do it in real life if they were face to face with someone?

It's not nastiness; it's a response to an attitude that is moronic and offensive, and yes, I would say exactly what I said IRL.

Look at rot like these threads:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt180174.html

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt180226.html

and tell me again that I shouldn't speak out against them, or that I have no right to be angry.

hyperlexian wrote:

i know that all aspie guys don't believe this, and not even most. it's is only a vocal few, but those vocal few make it very hard to be a female on the site. it is extremely discouraging to hear the sexist remarks again and again. sometimes it gets better on the site, and other times it gets worse. right now Who_Am_I noticed what i have also noticed... it's a bit of a low point.

i am not a fan of sarcasm, but i think that her thread kind of highlights the general climate here at the moment.

please report to a moderator if you see any posts that cross the line into actual sexism (or that break the rules for other reasons too). and to people posting, please stop and think before clicking "submit" to reflect whether you are generalising about an entire gender with your words. thank you.

Oh thank God, someone gets it.
I'm a big fan of sarcasm; it's a wonderful way of deflating ideas that are puffed up with hot air.
Reason doesn't seem to be working, so why not ridicule idiotic ideas? It's not like it's difficult.

swbluto wrote:

Well, first of all, you need to get a real world education in dating and the first lesson of it is "Location, Location, Location!". It's not our fault if you're spending way too much time in the music department with fellow destitutes.

Advise me. Where are the rich ones?

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12 Nov 2011, 10:22 pm

Vigilans wrote:

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As an Aspie girl, I hear that I automatically get any guy I want just because I'm female.

Easy. You had not yet mentioned any of these points to me

When do I pick you up?

Yesterday.

Of course, all of my problems will be solved the instant we set eyes on each other.
Aside from the problem of having my eyes out of their sockets and sitting on a guy who I just met.

DC wrote:

Who_Am_I wrote:

As an Aspie girl, I hear that I automatically get any guy I want just because I'm female.

I decided 3 seconds ago that I wanted someone rich, handsome, witty, kind and well endowed, who is an astrophysicist who plays the violin and helps crippled children in his spare time.

He has not materialised and I feel cheated of my birthright.

Please explain.

It isn't quite automatic, you have to post several photos of your breasts on this thread

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt152302.html

And then he will arrive at your door within 72 hours.

I had some chicken breasts. Do those count?

zen_mistress wrote:

I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.

\

Hmm, yes.
I thought that I had money because I earned it by teaching children to play music, but now I realise that because of my Female Privilege, a man gave it to me because I was purdy.

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Who_Am_I wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Perhaps you have not noticed the plethora of posts dismissing the struggles that females with AS face because "we can get laid more easily".

well... you do

Love is not the same as sex though.

I'm sorry, but the ability to get men to satisfy themselves using our bodies really does not make life any easier.

SoftlyStepping wrote:

hanyo wrote:

shrox wrote:

girls ... more easily able to find someone to date. None of this applied to me.

Simply because you are female, you will get messages on online dating sites.

Curious if you've tried this yet.

I have. It didn't work. Practically no messages. This is a myth.

Erm. I'm guessing small town, or tacky profile pics.

Or wrong web site.

Or your theory is wrong.

Good science: if the facts contradict your hypothesis, you modify your hypothesis.

I'm not even a scientist and I know that much.

swbluto wrote:

zen_mistress wrote:

So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.

We are sold in a special Female Store. Didn't you know that?

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12 Nov 2011, 10:26 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

haha div. i am sorry for calling you a morron even though you were most probably acting like one at the time

On the contrary, I find it to be a compliment coming from you.

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