AnonymousAnonymous
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01 Apr 2012, 4:16 pm
"You're hot. I'm not. Let's make average babies."
"Hey sexy lady...I know Klingon. Tonight, I am going to Klingon to you!"
Joker
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01 Apr 2012, 10:29 pm
"Hey sexy lady...I know Klingon. Tonight, I am going to Klingon to you!"
That was truly funny
01 Apr 2012, 10:54 pm
Joker
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01 Apr 2012, 11:32 pm
Yeah I would
Hey girl wana play tug a war her let me pull my rope out for ya
Gravechylde
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01 Apr 2012, 11:37 pm
Joker
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01 Apr 2012, 11:40 pm
Good one
OliveOilMom
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02 Apr 2012, 12:12 am
"I finished my antibiotics today, wanna hook up?"
"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"
"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"
"I'm drunk enough so you look good"
Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.
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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.
The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com
Joker
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02 Apr 2012, 12:43 am
OliveOilMom
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02 Apr 2012, 12:48 am
"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"
"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"
"I'm drunk enough so you look good"
Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.
I wouldnt either but their are some pretty funny and cheesy lines guys use I wonder if girls do that to?
If a girl wants to pick up a guy for sex, we don't have to use lines. We can just ask. Nine times out of then they will do it.
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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.
The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com
diniesaur
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02 Apr 2012, 11:51 am
"My parole officer took my ankle bracelet off today, tonights my night to throw down! Whatcha say?"
"I got outta prison this morning and you'll be the first real woman in 8 years. You can't pass that up now, can you?"
"I'm drunk enough so you look good"
Sad to say, but I've had every single one of them used on me. I did not fall for them.
I wouldnt either but their are some pretty funny and cheesy lines guys use I wonder if girls do that to?
If a girl wants to pick up a guy for sex, we don't have to use lines. We can just ask. Nine times out of then they will do it.
That's what YOU think...
02 Apr 2012, 1:42 pm
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AnonymousAnonymous
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02 Apr 2012, 7:44 pm
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