10 May 2012, 9:50 am
10 May 2012, 9:52 am
edgewaters wrote:
The way I see this whole phenomena is some guys basically turn into Gollum when they meet a woman, and mistake her vagina for the One Ring. "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little womenses. Wicked, tricksy, false!" They'll hang around sort of like a sycophant, seething underneath at being denied, yet playing at being a friend in the hope that someday, they'll be able to seize their moment.
10 May 2012, 9:55 am
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10 May 2012, 10:00 am
10 May 2012, 10:31 am
10 May 2012, 11:26 am
DogsWithoutHorses wrote:
edgewaters wrote:
The way I see this whole phenomena is some guys basically turn into Gollum when they meet a woman, and mistake her vagina for the One Ring. "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little womenses. Wicked, tricksy, false!" They'll hang around sort of like a sycophant, seething underneath at being denied, yet playing at being a friend in the hope that someday, they'll be able to seize their moment.
yyessss, even the way he complains about Sam and tries to convince Frodo how bad Sam is for him and what a great friend Gollum is because he understands him so much more than Sam ever could
lol
Yep. I know whereof I speak, all through my teen years and a couple years into my 20s, I was Gollum. Whoever I fixated on, I tried to turn them against any males they knew, or any friends they had who I thought might advise them as to my nature/intent. (Oddly enough, there was a girl that liked me and who I liked but both of us were too shy, and she never got gollumed, I guess cause she actually was available, but thats another thing altogether). Played all kinds of mind-games with my "friends". As you might imagine, I remained a virgin the whole time. Gollum's not exactly popular with the girls. He'll convince the afflicted victim under his spell that he is, that they can't see him and he can trick them all, but in reality, everybody sees.
One night I was at a bar with some friends. My fixation at that time wasn't there so Gollum was taking a nap - he let Smeagol out to play (Gollum was never active unless plotting to get the Ring). Smeagol caught the eye of a very attractive young woman, or perhaps her judgement was impaired. Either way, Smeagol was subject to a welcome assault.
By the time Gollum woke up, it was all over - he got his ring, but was totally discredited. Years of failue, shameful obsequiousness, and unnecessarily extended virginity. That was Gollum's contribution to my life.
Still wonder sometimes what might have happened if Gollum had been succesful before Smeagol got blindsided. Very happy that he wasn't.
I hope that story helps somebody out there. Gollum SUCKS. I'd use capital letters ten feet high if I could to emphasize "sucks". He's lame, he's whiny, he's doing it wrong, don't listen to him, just show him the door. He'll ruin your life and induce an endless series of cringeworthy moments, and he's certainly not going to help you find anyone - unless, perhaps, you're very very unlucky. That woman who slew Gollum saved my life and made me free, but if someone had just explained it in a way I understood, I might not have had to wait so long.
I can't say Smeagol is going to help you much either, Gollum is right about that, but Smeagol grows up, Gollum never does. Plus ... Smeagol's got a hell of alot more class and dignity and at least he doesn't force you to behave in such a humiliating manner in the meantime.
10 May 2012, 12:00 pm
edgewaters wrote:
I hope that story helps somebody out there. Gollum SUCKS. I'd use capital letters ten feet high if I could to emphasize "sucks". He's lame, he's whiny, he's doing it wrong, don't listen to him, just show him the door. He'll ruin your life and induce an endless series of cringeworthy moments, and he's certainly not going to help you find anyone - unless, perhaps, you're very very unlucky. That woman who slew Gollum saved my life and made me free, but if someone had just explained it in a way I understood, I might not have had to wait so long.
I can't say Smeagol is going to help you much either, Gollum is right about that, but Smeagol grows up, Gollum never does. Plus ... Smeagol's got a hell of alot more class and dignity and at least he doesn't force you to behave in such a humiliating manner in the meantime.
I can't say Smeagol is going to help you much either, Gollum is right about that, but Smeagol grows up, Gollum never does. Plus ... Smeagol's got a hell of alot more class and dignity and at least he doesn't force you to behave in such a humiliating manner in the meantime.
10 May 2012, 12:02 pm
edgewaters wrote:
DogsWithoutHorses wrote:
edgewaters wrote:
The way I see this whole phenomena is some guys basically turn into Gollum when they meet a woman, and mistake her vagina for the One Ring. "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little womenses. Wicked, tricksy, false!" They'll hang around sort of like a sycophant, seething underneath at being denied, yet playing at being a friend in the hope that someday, they'll be able to seize their moment.
yyessss, even the way he complains about Sam and tries to convince Frodo how bad Sam is for him and what a great friend Gollum is because he understands him so much more than Sam ever could
lol
Yep. I know whereof I speak, all through my teen years and a couple years into my 20s, I was Gollum. Whoever I fixated on, I tried to turn them against any males they knew, or any friends they had who I thought might advise them as to my nature/intent. (Oddly enough, there was a girl that liked me and who I liked but both of us were too shy, and she never got gollumed, I guess cause she actually was available, but thats another thing altogether). Played all kinds of mind-games with my "friends". As you might imagine, I remained a virgin the whole time. Gollum's not exactly popular with the girls. He'll convince the afflicted victim under his spell that he is, that they can't see him and he can trick them all, but in reality, everybody sees.
One night I was at a bar with some friends. My fixation at that time wasn't there so Gollum was taking a nap - he let Smeagol out to play (Gollum was never active unless plotting to get the Ring). Smeagol caught the eye of a very attractive young woman, or perhaps her judgement was impaired. Either way, Smeagol was subject to a welcome assault.
By the time Gollum woke up, it was all over - he got his ring, but was totally discredited. Years of failue, shameful obsequiousness, and unnecessarily extended virginity. That was Gollum's contribution to my life.
Still wonder sometimes what might have happened if Gollum had been succesful before Smeagol got blindsided. Very happy that he wasn't.
I hope that story helps somebody out there. Gollum SUCKS. I'd use capital letters ten feet high if I could to emphasize "sucks". He's lame, he's whiny, he's doing it wrong, don't listen to him, just show him the door. He'll ruin your life and induce an endless series of cringeworthy moments, and he's certainly not going to help you find anyone - unless, perhaps, you're very very unlucky. That woman who slew Gollum saved my life and made me free, but if someone had just explained it in a way I understood, I might not have had to wait so long.
I can't say Smeagol is going to help you much either, Gollum is right about that, but Smeagol grows up, Gollum never does. Plus ... Smeagol's got a hell of alot more class and dignity and at least he doesn't force you to behave in such a humiliating manner in the meantime.
This story is a thing of beauty within itself :')
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