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27 Jul 2013, 12:20 am

metaldanielle wrote:
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auntblabby wrote:
it shouldn't take too much shampoo to wash out the sham-poo. but if it's real poo, then sham-shampoo would never work.


This is a rather complex subject. I would rather leave this to the poo-scrubbing experts.
somebody called for a poo expert?


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27 Jul 2013, 12:49 am

does somebody here have a degree in constipational law? and I hope my sweetie is reading this and laughing, or at least smiling. but I could be wrong.



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27 Jul 2013, 1:18 am

Is that like "Source, please!"? :lol: I wish I had become an expert in an academic setting rather than real-life one, but sadly no.


Maybe I should contribute to the actual topic now.
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30 Jul 2013, 6:25 pm

You radiate warmth and optimism,
You constantly grow by self learning,
Your value system becomes rational and objectively reasoned,
When you see criticism, just smile, I bet you do already,
The glass is always half full for you, that is what I like about you,
You always give and never expect to receive,
You are source of fun for others, but I assure you that you are appreciated,
You already enjoy your solitude, by reading serious material,
One day, perhaps, you will have the courage to show your fears, anxieties and sadness to me,
I'm still a jackass, but you know me well,
Some how, I feel that you sometimes like it. :P



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30 Jul 2013, 6:40 pm

metaldanielle wrote:
Kinme wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
it shouldn't take too much shampoo to wash out the sham-poo. but if it's real poo, then sham-shampoo would never work.


This is a rather complex subject. I would rather leave this to the poo-scrubbing experts.
somebody called for a poo expert?


ohh please you don't know s**t.




sorry I had to :lol:



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31 Jul 2013, 2:33 pm

MXH wrote:
metaldanielle wrote:
Kinme wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
it shouldn't take too much shampoo to wash out the sham-poo. but if it's real poo, then sham-shampoo would never work.


This is a rather complex subject. I would rather leave this to the poo-scrubbing experts.
somebody called for a poo expert?


ohh please you don't know sh**.




sorry I had to :lol:


She did her master's thesis on.....


Nevermind!



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01 Aug 2013, 10:00 pm

My PM to someone on this forum. Not love per se, but:

You may or may not be an eternal virgin (you believe you are), but you are precious. Don't ever believe otherwise.


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01 Aug 2013, 10:45 pm

Charis wrote:
My PM to someone on this forum. Not love per se, but:

You may or may not be an eternal virgin (you believe you are), but you are precious. Don't ever believe otherwise.


I like that one.



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01 Aug 2013, 11:06 pm

I'm currently giving you a break because I think you need it. Just an FYI.


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02 Aug 2013, 12:06 am

Dear you,

I know all about you now, the good and the bad, even some secrets we have conversed about. I know you are not perfect. And I know you don't like me that way.

But damnit, my heart still goes pitter-pat every time I cross paths with you. It's just not fair.

I have enough self-respect and self-awareness to know you've been alternatingly wonderful and mean or cold to me. You're human, I like that. And you're just like me. Except you're fascinating anyways.

But maybe, just maybe I can finally admit to myself that I don't know what I'm avoiding, and you don't know what you're missing.

[Edit: I apparently forgot the "to someone on WP" part. This is to someone I know IRL, not on WP.]



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09 Aug 2013, 5:37 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
PM or PS?


:? hm, that was pms , sorry



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09 Aug 2013, 7:56 pm

metaldanielle wrote:
Kinme wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
it shouldn't take too much shampoo to wash out the sham-poo. but if it's real poo, then sham-shampoo would never work.


This is a rather complex subject. I would rather leave this to the poo-scrubbing experts.
somebody called for a poo expert?


I believe that discussion is best saved for the Adult forum :lol:



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11 Aug 2013, 1:51 pm

Good day, miss, I am here to service your vagina.

Kjas wrote:
I'm currently giving you a break because I think you need it. Just an FYI.


drammerrrrrr :O :O :O


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12 Aug 2013, 3:55 pm

I wish I could put my arm around your shoulders and kiss you on your cheek, but you live in Norway, therefore PMs are best.


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01 Oct 2013, 10:27 pm

You're An Angel On The Brink

She's an angel on the brink,
And i don't know what to think,
Because she's so pretty,
Is she the one for me...?

I got nothin' for her but the ryhmes and letters of my song,
I got nothin' to do but think of our special times and let her wonder where i went wrong...

She's an angel on the brink,
And i don't know what to think,
For when she looks my way,
I don't know what to say....

Because what flew free, stands before you anew,
It was shut to me, and is in store for you,
Oh she's a crystal clear lady,
You know that she's dear to me,
And though she's a demon on the inside,
It's not something that she'd ever hide,

Oh ya know nothing does compare,
To a flick of her hips and a toss of her hair,
And she's got you,
And yet you still ask who?!

She's an angel on the brink,
Oh she's the missing link!
A ten outta ten on the scale,
A seven on a lucky roll,
She's the number one tail,
And the second part to make you whole!

Oh she's the angel in the sky,
And i wonder why,
I wonder why,
She's on the edge when she can fly,
She'd win the world if she did try,
Oh she's the angel up on high,
And she's the last truth in the world's lie,

So how do you look her in the eye,
When the sun's behind her,
When she's in the sky,
She's a glowing blur.

She's the angel up above me!
My eyes do deceive,
I can barely see,
Though i never leave,

The angel on the brink!
I don't know what to think,
When she sheds a tear,
Because i'm nowhere near,

The girl up above,
The one made of purest love,
Even without her wings,
It's just what she brings,

To me,
I see...
A girl who could have anything,
A king...
Is what i need to be,
Everything...
Is what she is to me!

Oh ho oh oohhh,
I do not know,
What's she's got,
But i know what she's not,

Which is anything i ever seen before,
When one path slams shut,
She's that open door...
That pulls you from your rut,

She's, just, her,
An element of wonder,
A demon of wrath,
But still the surest path,
To happiness,
Because she's little miss,
Angel in the sky!
I wonder why,
I wonder why,
She's up there all alone,
When she's the queen of mercy,
Just where is the throne,
For the girl that means everything to me...

Oh she's always there,
One step from the cloud,
Lit up like a solar flare,
Chin held high and proud,

Though she's still...
The angel on the brink,
She's the midnight thrill,
And the sassy wink,

She's the heartbeat,
To the dead,
The saviour of defeat,
So run on ahead,

And just speed up the beat,
With some passion and heat,
Take one step or two with your feet,
Just how else are ya ever gonna meet,
This angel on the edge!
I know,
She's teetering on the ledge,
With nowhere left to go,
Though,
However hard things have been,
Just know,
She'll take one on the chin,
Oh,
She's two steps away from hea-ven...
And you're a man of sin...

So,
Remember that however far you've got to go,
You've got to reach that spot and show,
The soul of your desire,
Because your goal is so much higher,

And it is just her...
Even if your eyes are a blur,
When the tears come on so fast,
She's an echo of your past,
She's the first and last,
Thing you ever think about,
Ya gotta know her inside out...

Now, things,
Slow, down,
How, things,
Go, 'round,
Is the,
Mystery,
With a,
History,
Like her's,
A thorny,
Spike n' burr,
To warn me,
So that i might dislike her,
Though i know i just like her,
You gotta be the best that ever was and were,
She'll put you to the test because its her,

She's a work of art,
She's the angel on the brink,
She's the quicksand to the heart,
That makes it sink,
The one that's been there from the very start,
And the one that's gone in a blink.

Just another song by LeLetch,
Sung to the beauty, from the wretch.



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02 Oct 2013, 10:02 am

^^^Brilliant, that. :D


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