The_Face_of_Boo
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24 May 2020, 3:17 am
Teach51 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Benjamin the Donkey wrote:
After many years of heartbreak and misery, I have one overarching piece of advice: put yourself in places (physical and online) where you can meet people who share your interests and obsessions. Getting into random relationships with people with whom you have nothing in common is going to fail 90% of the time for NT people, and 99% of the time for us. That eliminates the supermarket.
Into films and film making? Go to film festivals and join online film groups. Obsessed with history? Go to historical museums and join online groups about the subject. Japanophile? Take courses in the language and try to get a job there. Love cooking? Again, take courses, join online groups, start your own blog.
Do these things not just to find a partner but because you love the subject. But any relationship that does happen to come out of it will have a much stronger foundation than simple loneliness, horniness and desperation.
Into films and film making? Go to film festivals and join online film groups. Obsessed with history? Go to historical museums and join online groups about the subject. Japanophile? Take courses in the language and try to get a job there. Love cooking? Again, take courses, join online groups, start your own blog.
Do these things not just to find a partner but because you love the subject. But any relationship that does happen to come out of it will have a much stronger foundation than simple loneliness, horniness and desperation.
But nooo...
You must be interesting in the supermarket.
Guys must juggle potatoes to woo the passing ladies.
That would certainly impress me, juggling eggs even more
Teach in the supermarket: Juggle eggs to impress me Boo!
Boo: Oh sure.
*** all eggs ended up on Teach’s hair**
Teach: Wtf is that Boo???? You call this juggling?? Fck you!
Boo: It’s not the Moscow circus here, what did you expect.
The Moscow Circus is awesome lol.
I can juggle.
Alternative scenario:
Teach: "Oops Boo you are smashing all the eggs on my amazing red hair, wtf?"
Boo: "It was your idea, stop complaining."
Teach: :Well bring a frying pan and some flour at least and we'll make some pancakes! OOOH run like hell Boo here comes the owner!"
Boo grabs the rather ancient Teachs' hand and assists her in fleeing from the irate grocer, who is shaking his fist at them angrily. What fun!! !
This sounds like some lame porn intro.
24 May 2020, 4:16 am
Teach51
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24 May 2020, 4:33 am
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Teach51 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Benjamin the Donkey wrote:
After many years of heartbreak and misery, I have one overarching piece of advice: put yourself in places (physical and online) where you can meet people who share your interests and obsessions. Getting into random relationships with people with whom you have nothing in common is going to fail 90% of the time for NT people, and 99% of the time for us. That eliminates the supermarket.
Into films and film making? Go to film festivals and join online film groups. Obsessed with history? Go to historical museums and join online groups about the subject. Japanophile? Take courses in the language and try to get a job there. Love cooking? Again, take courses, join online groups, start your own blog.
Do these things not just to find a partner but because you love the subject. But any relationship that does happen to come out of it will have a much stronger foundation than simple loneliness, horniness and desperation.
Into films and film making? Go to film festivals and join online film groups. Obsessed with history? Go to historical museums and join online groups about the subject. Japanophile? Take courses in the language and try to get a job there. Love cooking? Again, take courses, join online groups, start your own blog.
Do these things not just to find a partner but because you love the subject. But any relationship that does happen to come out of it will have a much stronger foundation than simple loneliness, horniness and desperation.
But nooo...
You must be interesting in the supermarket.
Guys must juggle potatoes to woo the passing ladies.
That would certainly impress me, juggling eggs even more
Teach in the supermarket: Juggle eggs to impress me Boo!
Boo: Oh sure.
*** all eggs ended up on Teach’s hair**
Teach: Wtf is that Boo???? You call this juggling?? Fck you!
Boo: It’s not the Moscow circus here, what did you expect.
The Moscow Circus is awesome lol.
I can juggle.
Alternative scenario:
Teach: "Oops Boo you are smashing all the eggs on my amazing red hair, wtf?"
Boo: "It was your idea, stop complaining."
Teach: :Well bring a frying pan and some flour at least and we'll make some pancakes! OOOH run like hell Boo here comes the owner!"
Boo grabs the rather ancient Teachs' hand and assists her in fleeing from the irate grocer, who is shaking his fist at them angrily. What fun!! !
This sounds like some lame porn intro.
It would be eggstremely boring porn, I wouln't know.
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24 May 2020, 11:03 am
specialsauce wrote:
Anyone else think they're better than me?
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