27 Feb 2022, 4:12 pm
Jamesy wrote:
I am just shocked that someone could have been that blunt and rude to me 
You are surprised there are so many dickheads in the world?
OK...
27 Feb 2022, 4:14 pm
Jamesy wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
It doesn’t matter what the guy thinks.
It’s what the lady thinks that matters.
It’s what the lady thinks that matters.
This.
But also... thats just how guys talk to each other.
Between the lines he was actually expressing jealousy to her (why are you giving THAT schmuck attention?).
And kinda giving you a left handed compliment by admitting jealousy.
hey I am not a schmuck
Don't be a schmuck.
He wasn't calling you a schmuck.
D'oh!
27 Feb 2022, 4:18 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
I saw your definition for the word and understand now.
Defcon 5 initiated.
De-escalation achieved.
There was no escalation. I don’t know what DEFCON 5 is.
27 Feb 2022, 4:21 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
I saw your definition for the word and understand now.
Defcon 5 initiated.
De-escalation achieved.
There was no escalation. I don’t know what DEFCON 5 is.
"Google is your friend."
I am an "incorrigible" joker.
27 Feb 2022, 4:46 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
I saw your definition for the word and understand now.
Defcon 5 initiated.
De-escalation achieved.
There was no escalation. I don’t know what DEFCON 5 is.
"Google is your friend."
I am an "incorrigible" joker.
I googled it and still didn’t understand. I also don’t understand your joke.
27 Feb 2022, 4:51 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
I saw your definition for the word and understand now.
Defcon 5 initiated.
De-escalation achieved.
There was no escalation. I don’t know what DEFCON 5 is.
"Google is your friend."
I am an "incorrigible" joker.
I googled it and still didn’t understand. I also don’t understand your joke.
It means things are normal with us again.
But that is a joke because we never were at odds with one another.
As I said, I joke a lot.
"Laughter is the best medicine", as you can see in my signature.
27 Feb 2022, 4:57 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
I saw your definition for the word and understand now.
Defcon 5 initiated.
De-escalation achieved.
There was no escalation. I don’t know what DEFCON 5 is.
"Google is your friend."
I am an "incorrigible" joker.
I googled it and still didn’t understand. I also don’t understand your joke.
It means things are normal with us again.
But that is a joke because we never were at odds with one another.
As I said, I joke a lot.
"Laughter is the best medicine", as you can see in my signature.
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
27 Feb 2022, 5:04 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
27 Feb 2022, 5:12 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
Lol, I am masculine, gay and engaged to be married to a woman.
27 Feb 2022, 6:14 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
Lol, I am masculine, gay and engaged to be married to a woman.
Oh...
It says you are female under your avatar.
That might be the origin of my mistake.
Regardless...
Are you interested in a male mistress?
27 Feb 2022, 6:24 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
Lol, I am masculine, gay and engaged to be married to a woman.
Oh...
It says you are female under your avatar.
That might be the origin of my mistake.
Regardless...
Are you interested in a male mistress?
I am a female. Just a masculine gay one, or lesbian, but I never cared for that word much. Not sure why. I posted a picture of myself on here under the post a picture thread a while back. I’m a bit androgynous, and masculine presenting. I still was born a female and identify that way, but get called he sometimes. Especially when wearing a mask. I don’t really care, it just makes things a bit awkward when speaking to people. Anyway, no male mistresses. I’m only attracted to women.
27 Feb 2022, 6:36 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
Lol, I am masculine, gay and engaged to be married to a woman.
Oh...
It says you are female under your avatar.
That might be the origin of my mistake.
Regardless...
Are you interested in a male mistress?
I am a female. Just a masculine gay one, or lesbian, but I never cared for that word much. Not sure why. I posted a picture of myself on here under the post a picture thread a while back. I’m a bit androgynous, and masculine presenting. I still was born a female and identify that way, but get called he sometimes. Especially when wearing a mask. I don’t really care, it just makes things a bit awkward when speaking to people. Anyway, no male mistresses. I’m only attracted to women.
I can wear a miniskirt.
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27 Feb 2022, 6:40 pm
Well one sign that you are unattractive is if someone calls you “ugly” to your face
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27 Feb 2022, 6:40 pm
27 Feb 2022, 6:43 pm
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Brainiac42 wrote:
Hm, okay. I like to make jokes too but my jokes are usually puns, “dad jokes”, and dry humor where I lie and people can’t tell if I’m telling the truth or lying.
I’m a notoriously bad liar, that’s why this form of joking is funny to me.
I do those *all* the time.
We seem to be similar in some ways.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Yes, I am making a joke.
Lol, I am masculine, gay and engaged to be married to a woman.
Oh...
It says you are female under your avatar.
That might be the origin of my mistake.
Regardless...
Are you interested in a male mistress?
I am a female. Just a masculine gay one, or lesbian, but I never cared for that word much. Not sure why. I posted a picture of myself on here under the post a picture thread a while back. I’m a bit androgynous, and masculine presenting. I still was born a female and identify that way, but get called he sometimes. Especially when wearing a mask. I don’t really care, it just makes things a bit awkward when speaking to people. Anyway, no male mistresses. I’m only attracted to women.
I can wear a miniskirt.
Does wearing a mini skirt make a man a woman now?
auntblabby
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Gender: Male
Posts: 115,255
Location: the island of defective toy santas
27 Feb 2022, 7:10 pm
Brainiac42 wrote:
Does wearing a mini skirt make a man a woman now?
i believe he was just being facetious.
