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21 Feb 2023, 3:44 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
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The date can be at any locale of your choosing.


A pair of eyepatches and a white stick?


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21 Feb 2023, 3:45 pm

A pointy, black, Madonna bra, army pants, and combat boots.



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21 Feb 2023, 3:54 pm

Old pages of Forbes magazine, lightly basted with margarine.


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21 Feb 2023, 5:04 pm

Brothel creepers, a merkin and an expression of mildly irate bewilderment.


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21 Feb 2023, 5:17 pm

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21 Feb 2023, 8:32 pm

Something sexy!

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21 Feb 2023, 9:25 pm

FleaOfTheChill wrote:
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Just the one?

I'd show up wearing a sock.
Just one.

Give it away, give it away, give it away now.


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22 Feb 2023, 8:13 am

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Just the one?

I'd show up wearing a sock.
Just one.

Give it away, give it away, give it away now.


Oh yeah. Any more than one seems overkill. I'm not trying to be all extra and junk.

What kind of sock? Argyle? I hope it's argyle.



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22 Feb 2023, 8:36 am

FleaOfTheChill wrote:
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What kind of sock? Argyle? I hope it's argyle.


More importantly, ankle or knee length?


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22 Feb 2023, 8:45 am

I dunno, a blindfold? :roll:

Joking aside, something decent and clean but not too fancy, like a polo shirt and khaki shorts/pants.


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22 Feb 2023, 11:42 am

DuckHairback wrote:
FleaOfTheChill wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
What kind of sock? Argyle? I hope it's argyle.


More importantly, ankle or knee length?


:lol: truth. When sporting nothing beyond a sock, is it socially acceptable to risk showing some ankle? Is a longer sock the way to go?



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22 Feb 2023, 12:12 pm

DuckHairback wrote:
FleaOfTheChill wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
What kind of sock? Argyle? I hope it's argyle.


More importantly, ankle or knee length?


Knee length, I want people to assume I'm overcompensating.

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22 Feb 2023, 12:17 pm

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22 Feb 2023, 12:20 pm

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