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The_Face_of_Boo
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09 Apr 2023, 1:28 am

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09 Apr 2023, 3:39 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Same for the Quran, « compiled » long after Mo’s death.

On the other hand, I’m perfectly confident that the Book of Mormon was written by Joe. :lol:

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18 Apr 2023, 8:25 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Same for the Quran, « compiled » long after Mo’s death.

On the other hand, I’m perfectly confident that the Book of Mormon was written by Joe. :lol:

Joe was so dam social he annoyed me to no end.
He secretly thinks so and so of Me which is not true and took things away which didn't matter of his overall aesthetic taste. I don't think I like socials anymore. I got fed up trying to understand what natural caring is and decided he was too midgety to be in a relationship with and all I ever want to do is duct tape to a chair and roll far far away and being some half naked smiling infant on his way back. It wasn't healthy.

I think it's weird that there are some people who u feel okay being naked around and not develop those feelings.. because I dont apparently.

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26 Apr 2023, 6:36 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

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26 Apr 2023, 6:38 am

MatchboxVagabond wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

I think my cat is broken. He just keeps telling me that he's a cat. Yes, I know he's a cat, no need to rub it in.

My cat just keeps on flying around the room. Should I take him to the vet?

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26 Apr 2023, 6:52 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

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26 Apr 2023, 8:44 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

& 10 seconds later the cat gets up to turn around sticking their a$$ in your face & then walks off :lol:

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27 Apr 2023, 12:20 am

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

& 10 seconds later the cat gets up to turn around sticking their a$$ in your face & then walks off :lol:

After it licks its arse.

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27 Apr 2023, 4:53 pm

Pepe wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

& 10 seconds later the cat gets up to turn around sticking their a$$ in your face & then walks off :lol:

After it licks its arse.

https://youtu.be/XZMkitMHMHo

I suddenly feel like we're using a metaphor for getting dumped

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27 Apr 2023, 11:13 pm

nick007 wrote:

Pepe wrote:

nick007 wrote:

RetroGamer87 wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I have tried, but all what I got back is meowing.

If you do it properly you get purring.

& 10 seconds later the cat gets up to turn around sticking their a$$ in your face & then walks off :lol:

After it licks its arse.

https://youtu.be/XZMkitMHMHo

I suddenly feel like we're using a metaphor for getting dumped

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