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calandale
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23 Sep 2007, 10:18 pm

Nothin' wrong with sluts.
Someone's gotta love us
jerks.



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23 Sep 2007, 10:20 pm

whore's are a girl that 'll sleep with anyone
sluts are a giril who'll sleep with anyone but you
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23 Sep 2007, 10:24 pm

Nah, whores take money.
And slut is a term of endearment
from me. :P


EDIT: typo fixeded. :P



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23 Sep 2007, 10:27 pm

I...see :lol:



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23 Sep 2007, 11:27 pm

calandale wrote:
whores take money.


QFT. Except for the misplaced apostrophe which I removed on the edit.

Sluts are the best. They're free, they're the best chance any guy has of getting laid. Girls that aren't sluts are lame ass prudes. Lame ass prudes never provide as much eye candy as sluts. Just make sure you use a condom every time. :wink:


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24 Sep 2007, 9:47 am

NO, not all Aspie males agree with that :x.

But this topic is so lame- When I was in high school and acted like a complete dick to everyone it was 3000 times easier for a girl to notice me than when I was actually being nice.

The problem is that high school and college are both lame/superficial. I do not blame girls, and I do not blame guys either.

I blame the lack of brain development on both sides.



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24 Sep 2007, 9:55 am

My first girlfriend was a jerk, but I will not assume that everyone is.

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24 Sep 2007, 11:01 am

GoatOnFire wrote:
calandale wrote:
whores take money.


QFT. Except for the misplaced apostrophe which I removed on the edit.

Sluts are the best. They're free, they're the best chance any guy has of getting laid. Girls that aren't sluts are lame ass prudes. Lame ass prudes never provide as much eye candy as sluts. Just make sure you use a condom every time. :wink:


Dear Mr Goatonfire,

I want to congratulate you because I have laughed at every single one of your posts in this thread, including the one about rape. And I would class myself as annoyingly politically correct.



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24 Sep 2007, 1:01 pm

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woah. thats cool that one dude talks about his favorite football player like that, im the same way with ichiro! :P


Except this behavior makes him appear gay to other guys and also makes him seem immature.



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24 Sep 2007, 1:14 pm

Kilroy wrote:
hey Kilroy had to kill that robot to escape from prison

man I just don't understand how girls really like me-Nt's more so it seems :o (online)
they seem taken by me and I am not doing anything but telling the truth
I never thought I was sweet or anything :lol:
but the number of "ohh I wish I had a bf like you" I've gotten made me smile-shame they're all so far :cry:
not all girls like jerks...
only the sluts do-and when they grow up they see the jerks are useless and go for the sweet ones-(but the aspies I donnp-I haven't proven that one yet) :x



You're fooling yourself with the "ohh I wish I had a bf like you" if someone says that to you that is the worst thing they can say. It's part of the Nice Guy Syndrome...read guys...there are books on this and it is true. The ones who say this too you like you as if you were their best girlfriend that they can share all their secrets with, but they will almost never marry a nice guy. I know A LOT of nice guys that are perpetually single and not dating. Women do not eventually go for the sweet ones; they marry the jerks. You should see the dumbass jerks my friends are married to. Some of the most intelligent women you could imagine and then you meet their husband and wonder where the hell did they meet that scumbag.

The best thing an Aspie guy can do is learn manners, be clean (which a lot of Aspies are not), learn proper eye contact and conversation, dress similar to other cool guys and not in pansy dress clothes either! and then pursue compassionate NT women. Maybe a nurse or psychoneurologist or social worker.



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24 Sep 2007, 2:53 pm

Ticker wrote:
You're fooling yourself with the "ohh I wish I had a bf like you" if someone says that to you that is the worst thing they can say. It's part of the Nice Guy Syndrome...read guys...there are books on this and it is true.


If that's actually true... there is no way I can even manage out there. If that's the game... it's just stupid...

Hopefully there is someone unconventional(or crazy even) enough for me out there...


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24 Sep 2007, 3:02 pm

Crazy girls aren't exactly a holy grail either. There was this one crazy girl in High School that started hitting on me once. We had fairly compatible interests, such as playing Oblivion for 17 hours straight. The only exceptions to our interests were that she abused cocaine and posted 15 million pictured of herself doing stupid s**t at a drunken party on her blog all the time. I didn't want to go for that, so I had to rebuff her advances.



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24 Sep 2007, 3:10 pm

Yeah, someone a tad crazy does seem to come with a few problems or issues. But some I wouldn't mind, and some "issues" I would actually like. Normal appears to be a crazy that I'll never understand...

I'd take my chances with her(well not your example... the cocaine and drunken party pictures would be a problem)over anyone conventional.

If the statement "ohh I wish I had a bf like you" actually means the opposite... normal girls are operating so non-deterministicly as to make any effort pointless.


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24 Sep 2007, 3:49 pm

sarahstilettos wrote:
Dear Mr Goatonfire,

I want to congratulate you because I have laughed at every single one of your posts in this thread, including the one about rape. And I would class myself as annoyingly politically correct.


Dammit! You figured out what my kryptonite is. :x When someone thinks I'm funny then I'm pressured to be funny and then I can't be funny. :oops: I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you, and your meddling stiletto heels, too.

On the plus side I still get 50 experience points towards level 13 attention whore so now I'm only 550 points away. :)

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Crazy girls aren't exactly a holy grail either. There was this one crazy girl in High School that started hitting on me once. We had fairly compatible interests, such as playing Oblivion for 17 hours straight. The only exceptions to our interests were that she abused cocaine and posted 15 million pictured of herself doing stupid sh** at a drunken party on her blog all the time. I didn't want to go for that, so I had to rebuff her advances.


Oh man, you're throwing away a keeper. She sounds like she would be very easy for almost anyone to get into bed. If she abuses enough drugs she might not even remember it, that sounds perfect. No wonder us aspies have problems with getting girls. :P


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24 Sep 2007, 3:53 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:
Crazy girls aren't exactly a holy grail either. There was this one crazy girl in High School that started hitting on me once. We had fairly compatible interests, such as playing Oblivion for 17 hours straight. The only exceptions to our interests were that she abused cocaine and posted 15 million pictured of herself doing stupid sh** at a drunken party on her blog all the time. I didn't want to go for that, so I had to rebuff her advances.


Obviously not as hard up as you
portrayed then. People are works
in progress. A relationship is about
meeting, and bridging gaps. Maybe
she would have stopped posting
stuff, if you'd take up coke with her.



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24 Sep 2007, 4:48 pm

sarahstilettos wrote:
richardbenson wrote:
i think this can be scientifically proven, not only by my own observations (my mother) but almost every girl ive seen out there likes guys that are abusive, rude and overall barbarians. and most women always go back to an abusive relationship over and over again. its really to bad women dont pay more attention to me because i am one don jaun! i'll tell you that much :wink:


The trouble is that being self assured is attractive. What you're really looking for is someone who's confident and at ease with themselves and also a fundamentally lovely human being. Failing that, jerks > wimps. Sorry.


How about big headed aspies. They can be very confident Confident is not the complate story. More down to woman subconsiously wanting jurks, who are usually is honest, to rob, steal and husle for them.

I am a big headed aspie, who is a defender of the truth, the scientific truth. But most woman want power and material gain, while not admiting it to themselve.