sarahstilettos wrote:
Dear Mr Goatonfire,
I want to congratulate you because I have laughed at every single one of your posts in this thread, including the one about rape. And I would class myself as annoyingly politically correct.
Dammit! You figured out what my kryptonite is.

When someone thinks I'm funny then I'm pressured to be funny and then I can't be funny.

I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you, and your meddling stiletto heels, too.
On the plus side I still get 50 experience points towards level 13 attention whore so now I'm only 550 points away.
ToadOfSteel wrote:
Crazy girls aren't exactly a holy grail either. There was this one crazy girl in High School that started hitting on me once. We had fairly compatible interests, such as playing Oblivion for 17 hours straight. The only exceptions to our interests were that she abused cocaine and posted 15 million pictured of herself doing stupid sh** at a drunken party on her blog all the time. I didn't want to go for that, so I had to rebuff her advances.
Oh man, you're throwing away a keeper. She sounds like she would be very easy for almost anyone to get into bed. If she abuses enough drugs she might not even remember it, that sounds perfect. No wonder us aspies have problems with getting girls.
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