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pandabear
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03 Dec 2007, 2:28 pm

Well? Did you try any lines?

(I'm more likely to loiter at the library).

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03 Dec 2007, 2:34 pm

darkness2004 wrote:

EvilKimEvil wrote:

Want to see a librarian with her glasses off?

I would so go for that one! I think nerdy girls with glasses are so sexy.

Me too.

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03 Dec 2007, 3:02 pm

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The National Postal Museum has on display the first public appearance in three decades of the legendary Benjamin K. Miller Collection, which is known as the “crown jewels” of U.S. stamp collecting. The Miller collection is so large that it had to be exhibited in two parts. The stamps that are now on display at the museum are from the years between 1894 and the mid-1920s. The museum previously had Miller’s stamps from before 1894 on display, but switched to the 1894 to mid-1920's stamps on October 1.

Uh, the Miller Collection will be on display only until January 12, so, uh, you might want to go there and see it some time. I was there when the exhibit opened on October 1, and I've been going back to the museum about every other weekend to look at the stamps.

and for an appropriate response, "I like you too."

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03 Dec 2007, 5:28 pm

Wanna date someone with chronically bad self-esteem, no sense of romance, and who will alternately smother you in affection, then sit quietly by your side working on her latest obsession?

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03 Dec 2007, 6:24 pm

heyyoujess wrote:

Wanna date someone with chronically bad self-esteem, no sense of romance, and who will alternately smother you in affection, then sit quietly by your side working on her latest obsession?

Depends on whether your obsession is computer-related or not

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03 Dec 2007, 6:34 pm

'I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.'

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03 Dec 2007, 6:53 pm

heyyoujess wrote:

Wanna date someone with chronically bad self-esteem, no sense of romance, and who will alternately smother you in affection, then sit quietly by your side working on her latest obsession?

This would sound perfect to me, as long as you didn't wind up taking your chronically bad self-esteem out on me.

And, of course, as long as your latest obsession turned out to be fellatio.

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03 Dec 2007, 7:04 pm

Ummmmm.... I wouldn't necessarily approach someone and say "Hey, lets have sex." That just doesn't work in everyday situations.

Instead of expressing your feelings with words just sit there and stare at the person.

Thats bound to get their attention; but usually when class is over they run away instead of talking to you .

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03 Dec 2007, 7:04 pm

pbcoll wrote:

'I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.'

A++

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03 Dec 2007, 8:02 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

heyyoujess wrote:

Wanna date someone with chronically bad self-esteem, no sense of romance, and who will alternately smother you in affection, then sit quietly by your side working on her latest obsession?

Depends on whether your obsession is computer-related or not

It's a grab-bag of computers, jewelery-making, reading, or writing.

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03 Dec 2007, 8:45 pm

To a fellow cat lover:

How many cats do you have and what breeds are they?

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03 Dec 2007, 8:52 pm

Want to do some gene compatibility testing?

Baby, I can be your weighted blanket

Your rocking stimming is going to come in real handy tonight :twisted:

(actual occurrence)
Her: (looking at my T-shirt) "Irreversibly Contaminated"?
Me: Farscape reference.
Her: From the first episode, what Crais calls Aeryn on the Commerce Planet after being in proximity to Crichton too long.
Me:

(for those montisexuals out there)
You're around thirty, I'm in my early twenties. Human physiology states that our sexualities are concurrently in their respective primes, therefore it is only logical that we get it on!

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03 Dec 2007, 9:05 pm

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Sure I'lll go on Thursday. Then maybe, I could, uhm, send you an email about a display i had a question on

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03 Dec 2007, 9:09 pm

let's stim together :heart:

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03 Dec 2007, 9:11 pm

DivaD wrote:

let's stim together :heart:

that's a good one :lol:

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03 Dec 2007, 9:35 pm

"Hey. Wanna go out?"

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that your table is misaligned with all the other tables in this room."

"You don't smell. Do you want to mate?"

"How does a night of you and me and D&D sound? "

"Wanna see my train set?"

"If you're looking for an emotionally needy guy with an obsessive-compulsive personality, a reticent nature, a major inferiority complex compounded by depression, a vivid knowledge of various narrow areas of interest, and a constant nagging fear of rejection, then I'm your man...baby. :thumright: "

And to steal one from a book:

"I'm from a different planet. You wanna see my spaceship?"

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