List five things you LIKE about your love life

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I am happily single & loving it despite having only one female friend.
We treat each other like normal human beings!

1.} I'm never accused of being homosexual when I go clothes shopping.
Although I enjoy clothes shopping, it's not a great ideal date.

2.} Having an argument is a virtue of normal human behavior.

3.} It is always awkward when a girl asks if a particular
pair of jeans make her butt look big.

4.} No worries about how I'm performing during sex.
I can also mastrubate as much as I please without getting caught.

5.} I can use the phone or be on the Internet without being complained at.

6.} My psychiatrist is the only person I'll talk to concerning my baggage.

7.} The only person who can physically & verbally abuse me is me.

8.} Future studies will take up too much of my time.

9.} No one knows other people well enough at PCC,
except in groups.

10.} Opera is boring, although seeing a good play will not hurt.

Five whole things I like about being married? Good grief, that is a lot to ask right now.

1. He feels much nicer to curl up to than a pillow at night.
2. He is cute.
3. I am really mad at him right now.

1. It's cheaper
2. I'm almost never dragged to crowded places, like parties or malls, which I hate for lack of comfort and understanding.
3. More free time to do what I want
4. NO nagging, bitching, or moaning
5. My own appearence is not important

If it's a good relationship then there are probably more pros than cons, but some of the perks to being single are very much appreciated. If I cared more about being alone than I would probably do something about all the acne and facial hair. Running, biking, and boxing keep me in shape, but my face doesn't show much emotion. Being in a relationship would probably motivate me to get a paying job so i can pay fo dates.

I didn't list this (free to flirt) under my 5 because I think even people in relationships can, if their significant other is not around or gets turned on by it.

Things I like about being single

I don't have to play the " She says she loves me, but why don't I feel she does" game any more

I don't feel I am neglecting anyone when I get wrapped up in work or a video game or staring off into space thinking about stuff for hours.

On a daily basis, I don't have to feebly attempt to express myself, and fail miserably.

Other than that, for me being single isn't any different than having someone, I am still alone with or without a girlfriend. Though it would be nice to have someone to cuddle with from time to time, I did enjoy that.

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I keep banging my head against the wall
I never stop because I KNOW
that eventually one of us is going to break!
I am tired of breaking

my luv life? I HAVE NONE!
Perks:
1. no pain of the post-break up
2. dont have to spend zillions on her
3. no pressure
4. no attention
5. idk

Ok lets see. . .5 things

1. Shared experiences
2. When I have had a hard day and he holds me
3. When I see what a good person he is
4. When he does things to show he cares
5. That we have so many good things in common