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30 Nov 2005, 8:50 am

Serissa wrote:

I got my dad a duct tape-themed tee shirt for christmas!! !!

What kind of pick up line is that?!

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30 Nov 2005, 9:15 am

I'll be your gorgonzola if you will be my parmesan...

well that's my cheesy chat-up line

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30 Nov 2005, 9:37 am

I want some duct tape!

Any man who has duct tape, is under consideration. :lol:

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30 Nov 2005, 2:13 pm

fancy sharing a hug?

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30 Nov 2005, 8:06 pm

thatrsdude wrote:

Serissa wrote:

I got my dad a duct tape-themed tee shirt for christmas!! !!

What kind of pick up line is that?!

Tpppbbbtttt. I SAID it was off topic!! !

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30 Nov 2005, 9:20 pm

*jumps on sanityisoverrated's lap and licks his face*

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01 Dec 2005, 10:33 am

Wait, you seem to have my lap and face confused- ah, heh... never mind. :twisted:

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01 Dec 2005, 11:15 am

Sanityisoverrated wrote:

Wait, you seem to have my lap and face confused- ah, heh... never mind. :twisted:

indeed, i have. thanks for pointing that out!

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01 Dec 2005, 11:28 am

I wouldn't have pointed that out.

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01 Dec 2005, 2:30 pm

mm, my favorite mistake

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01 Dec 2005, 5:47 pm

Only try these if she knows you, knows your nice, and you can be sure she'd just take it as ribbing. More importantly, she has to be cool enough that you know she won't flake out:

Uggghhhh!! Your *IN* my *WAY*! !

(waitress at work brushes past me, bumps into me, etc.)
Waitress: sorry
techstep: Right...that's what they all say...

(bumped waitress accidentally with tray)
Waitress: Did you just touch my butt?
techstep: Nah, sorry if I got your hopes up.

(hostess broke a glass earlier in front of me and laughed about it earlier, is carrying back more stuff)
techstep: Here, I *really* think I should get that for you...

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02 Dec 2005, 8:04 am

Hello little girl... do you like candies? I bet you do. Come for a ride in my car with me and I'll give you a whole bag of candies! No, no... we won't tell your mother. Hahahahahahah!

Driver! The abattoir!

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03 Dec 2005, 10:10 pm

[deleted for not being rated PG-13]

Sorry I meant to post this in the mature flirting thread.

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04 Dec 2005, 1:28 am

lol

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04 Dec 2005, 7:57 am

Haha, yeah I've always wanted to try that. I've seen it before but it's still funny.

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04 Dec 2005, 8:25 pm

Oh my god, that story is so hilarious. I love it. I absolutely love it. I wanna make a goddamn poster out of it.

I don't think i'd flirt. I think i'd hand out seal copies of a dating resume to all the women i'm interested in, and when i find the one who finds the humor and cuteness of that to actually get back to me, i'll be one step closer to meeting someone.

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