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20 Aug 2023, 6:52 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:

That yellow bottle D:

:lol:

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20 Aug 2023, 6:59 pm

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It's the sauce of a contentious issue.

Nice pun.

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21 Aug 2023, 4:53 pm

You can’t yawn without them making it about sex. :roll:

You can’t pick something up off the ground without them making it about sex. :roll:

Tells you that you can’t burp, fart, etc.

I made it a point to burp and fart during sex (not etc.).

I’m awesomeness personified. Maybe it’s just the wine.

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21 Aug 2023, 9:13 pm

- Uses butter in obscene ways

- Isn't Raleigh or MR

- Posts selfies

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21 Aug 2023, 10:51 pm

^

MR gave me a nice big hot wieny covered in ketchup and mustard about three hours ago.

Delish.

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22 Aug 2023, 5:21 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

^

MR gave me a nice big hot wieny covered in ketchup and mustard about three hours ago.

Delish.

A hot wieny? Is that a hot dog?

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22 Aug 2023, 6:06 am

Someone who breathes and oxidizes.

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22 Aug 2023, 8:41 am

Is a hypocrite.

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25 Aug 2023, 9:11 am

Has perpetually smelly feet.

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25 Aug 2023, 10:15 am

blitzkrieg wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

^

MR gave me a nice big hot wieny covered in ketchup and mustard about three hours ago.

Delish.

A hot wieny? Is that a hot dog?

The hottest.

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25 Aug 2023, 12:17 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

^

MR gave me a nice big hot wieny covered in ketchup and mustard about three hours ago.

Delish.

A hot wieny? Is that a hot dog?

The hottest.

The hottest hot dog. Sounds lovely.

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27 Aug 2023, 4:32 pm

- lies about other people’s height

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27 Aug 2023, 5:28 pm

- criticises you for enjoying work.
- criticises you for attending to property maintenence.
- criticiises you for cutting down trees which could help stop fire spreading.
- criticises you for worrying about water security when you have no mains water.
- criticises you for everything, basically.

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27 Aug 2023, 5:30 pm

- doesn't move plates
- eats other people's cheese
- is ungrateful when you give them gifts

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27 Aug 2023, 5:43 pm

- eats pizza with a fork

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27 Aug 2023, 5:46 pm

- doesn't eat muffins with a spoon

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