I don't understand why I can't get a woman! [! SATIRE !]

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^ Yeah, I actually did talk to a social worker in my local abuse agency once. I followed most of their recommendations for my situation. I’m probably pursuing the safest course of action that’s within my current ability. It’s definitely not been great for my mental health, though. Having to see, talk to, and be cordial to one’s rapist is not ideal.

I meant parents or close siblings btw, those who can keep secrets, definitely not the extended family.

Anyway she knows them best.

When there's a child involved it adds an emotional component for family members who know. They could act impulsively or without "caution" and "discretion" as TP so rightly says. That's why we're usually advised to find an experienced and impartial professional who knows the system and how to navigate. That being said, I do hope there's a way TP can confide in someone she really trusts, like her brother. Her brother would have every right to confide in his partner / spouse for emotional support too, and then she'd have to weigh the possible risk of having an additional person influence his advice.

One thing I did TP, when I couldn't escape or tell anyone: I wrote it all out on paper with all the details. You might want to consider putting everything you know on paper so there's hard evidence available for anyone who needs it, if you aren't there one day to speak for yourself.






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I hate to say this but I did this ^ in the event something might go terribly wrong. I kept it in hiding. Then when I was in extreme crisis and thought we might not survive the night I managed to take that letter and mail it to myself at my own address marked "IMPORTANT INFORMATION: PLEASE OPEN". I honestly thought police would be opening it the next day to start a crime scene investigation if the worst outcome had occurred. I could have sent it to my parents I suppose, but I sent it to myself. I could have also kept it tucked away in secret, but it had to be accessible enough that the right people would find it in the right time frame. I didn't want to risk it not being found.


None of this is said to scare you but to empower you. I would put it all in writing SOMEWHERE, in case it's ever needed.

My sister-in-law disapproves of me because of my lack of religiosity and thinks I should be shunned. My brother usually calls me when he’s on his way home from work, so she won’t know about it. Some people have affairs; others have phone calls with their siblings.

I’ve written stuff down, but then threw it away. I regret it. After the conversation in which my husband told me his motives and was concerned about me recording him, I wrote the entire conversation down in the inside cover of a book, but then threw it away. It’s frustrating because there’s a lot from that conversation which I just cannot remember.

I guess I’m embarrassed/ashamed by the prospect of other people knowing, along with the reasons I’ve already stated.

Do you have a Will or life insurance? Another suggestion is to write as much as you remember and leave it with them in a sealed envelope only to be opened if. You wouldn't even need all the details of things you can't remember. Just a basic outline that the person shouldn't be trusted, and why.

That's too bad about your SIL but you know best how to navigate your own family.

How sweet

Muslims keep repeating this stupid stupid phrase: "Islam glorified women".

“الاسلام كرّم المرأة"

It’s not much of a choice if your options are doing something or death. Most JWs don’t want to preach, but they’re told that if they don’t they’ll be “bloodguilty.”

Religion and religious customs (like wearing hijabs) shouldn’t be above scrutiny.

You’re in your mid-twenties. She’ll be 18 in a couple months. Keep on making comments to her which demonstrate that you’ve got the countdown firmly in mind. Be flirty. I’m sure she’ll be really eager to be an official grownup so she can date you (or not).

Since the guy’s religious, family will find it funny/cute. Your family and her family will go on vacation to the beach together. Fun times.

When you’re preaching, make sure that she’s in your car group and goes to every damn door with you. Get to church early enough, so you’re in charge of the car groups instead of the other desperate guy suitor.

It’s hard being a single guy when there’s only one eligible-ish vagina female around, especially when masturbating is a no-no. Speaking of things that are hard, things got very hard when I got her to slow dance with me that one time at an anniversary party. (She’s pretty shy and polite, so she wasn’t likely to turn me down.) We weren’t even close together. It’s like the 1950s at these wholesome, Christian get-togethers. The idea of all this fellowship/headship is extremely arousing.

- women need to dress modestly so they don’t make things hard for the men. If they have “impure thoughts,” you could be responsible for that, ladies. Since men have so little self control, it could cause them to sin through masturbating, fornicating, or they could rape you. That sexyish top could be one of Satan’s many traps and snares. “Stay on your guard against immodest dress and grooming!”

We need to publicly humiliate “sinners” from the platform of our church (this time we’ll make it 2 churches just to be on the safe side). It doesn’t matter if the victim woman has disclosed her current fragile mental state and reasons behind it - only people she told. If we don’t do it, our community might think that we condone such behavior and it’ll make us look bad.

Fornication is listed in the same scriptures as murder - things which Jehoover hates, so it’s just as bad.

(It’s not like she even enjoyed it, but she adores the sweet, cuddly baby. She’s no longer sinning because her parents pushed her to get married or else they’d shun her - as we told them to.)

Woman wonders why she doesn’t murder then and there. The world would be better off without such extreme, ignorant, insensitivity. Instead, she thanks them for their time and leaves. They commend her for her meekness and humility. Stupid f***s.

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