Cyanide wrote:
Henriksson wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
David1981 wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.
Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually
do it.
For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...
You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *
shakes head in dismay*
Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.
Why I said Nevada. Although I was joking, technically it is the correct reason. If I was really considering prostitutes it'd have happened by now.
And Henriksson, don't knock it unless you've tried it.

So blow it out your ass.
Tim_Tex wrote:
Actually, Catholics outnumber Baptists in Texas by a very thin margin.
True, but that's because of all the Mexicans who don't yet have enough power to influence the laws all that much. The laws here do have a Baptist bent to them. The alcohol laws are particularly annoying.
MissConstrue wrote:
I'd hate to live in Texas for a number of reasons. One of which had to with the law they passed against "toys".
I don't think I could live without those....
I'm not sure about that. I've been in some novelty stores and I'll just say that if there is a law about that on the books, let's just say they don't always enforce it.
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