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The_Face_of_Boo
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04 Mar 2011, 2:47 pm

Welcome to the club, first officer.



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04 Mar 2011, 2:48 pm

I didnt think it was the Undateable Club, I thought it was the Semi-Dateable Club.

I just dont believe that any of us are undateable.


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04 Mar 2011, 2:49 pm

zen_mistress wrote:
I didnt think it was the Undateable Club, I thought it was the Semi-Dateable Club.

I just dont believe that any of us are undateable.


It's the Undateable club.

Now go back to the kitchen, you hybrid (semi-und....eww), we need more cookies and cupcakes. :evil:



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04 Mar 2011, 3:15 pm

Im not making anything today. But I did make a chocolate crunch slice with my mother last night...


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04 Mar 2011, 3:43 pm

Not enough, we need mass production, we need to sell millions of cakes and use the money for world domination.

We're gonna impose a no-date lifestyle.

Couples kissing in the garden? to jail!

Red flowers? BURN

That sounds like Saudi arabia :-/



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04 Mar 2011, 3:55 pm

I would make some cakes now, if i had my own kitchen.


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04 Mar 2011, 4:02 pm

Do you have a "damned beyond redemtion" hall of honour?


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04 Mar 2011, 7:01 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
It's a deal then.

01001011---> the owner

Me-->the GM

zen_mistress--> the cake cook.

Jono--> the evil genius.

Grisha ---> the "caretaker".

jamieboy ---> the office boy


The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Welcome to the club, first officer.


We need a title for Toad now, judging that he's just joined.



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05 Mar 2011, 1:26 am

Im making cocktails now. Made a cosmopolitan, a midori one, and an orange one which turned out a bit syrupy.


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05 Mar 2011, 3:04 am

Where do I sign up?


Also, is there a patch or something? I feel like we should have matching uniforms. :D



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05 Mar 2011, 5:03 am

Jono wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
It's a deal then.

01001011---> the owner

Me-->the GM

zen_mistress--> the cake cook.

Jono--> the evil genius.

Grisha ---> the "caretaker".

jamieboy ---> the office boy


The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Welcome to the club, first officer.


We need a title for Toad now, judging that he's just joined.
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05 Mar 2011, 6:40 am

nobody wants me :roll:
even the unwanted don't want me :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ! :cry:



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05 Mar 2011, 8:40 am

auntblabby wrote:
nobody wants me :roll:
even the unwanted don't want me :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ! :cry:


That's perfect - you're in! :)



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05 Mar 2011, 8:51 am

Grisha wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
nobody wants me :roll:
even the unwanted don't want me :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ! :cry:


That's perfect - you're in! :)


gosh, fellas :D i'm speechless 8) thanx :) [wiping tears]



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06 Mar 2011, 4:44 pm

New member, and a shoe-in for this club.

Over 30, wind up being "just friends" with women, get used in the friendship, IE: fix their car, be a shoulder to cry on when they are having a meltdown regarding their ex. Then I'm tossed to the curb like last weeks trash. Sure, I'm not some great looking person, but I'd consider myself relatively average in appearance. I can't even put a number to the number of women I've asked out. I could probably make a "top ten" list of the most common rejection statements. I'm at the point now where I basically shut down at the thought of asking a woman out.

To the boo-hoo/get over it people in the crowd, you'd probably have told Christopher Reeve to get back on that horse too, wouldn't you?



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06 Mar 2011, 5:44 pm

billmeister wrote:
New member, and a shoe-in for this club.

Over 30, wind up being "just friends" with women, get used in the friendship, IE: fix their car, be a shoulder to cry on when they are having a meltdown regarding their ex. Then I'm tossed to the curb like last weeks trash. Sure, I'm not some great looking person, but I'd consider myself relatively average in appearance. I can't even put a number to the number of women I've asked out. I could probably make a "top ten" list of the most common rejection statements. I'm at the point now where I basically shut down at the thought of asking a woman out.

To the boo-hoo/get over it people in the crowd, you'd probably have told Christopher Reeve to get back on that horse too, wouldn't you?


Keynote speaker!! :D