How do you flirt with metal chicks?

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Don't metal bands regularly top the charts in Germany and Scandinavia?

Don't flirt. Talk about favorite metal bands.

This is my favorite metal chick...now tell me how you would flirt with her? She's VERY smart but even though she comes across as "crazy", once you get to know her she's very sweet.

She even predicted how Morton Downey would die on his own show. Jennifer Batten is another one of my favorites. It's a tie between the two but The Great Kat makes me giggle.

The Great Kat-


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua5jxv8TrMc[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ13dgzGlNk[/youtube]

Jennifer Batten

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kng1oTF9img[/youtube]


Jennifer you could probably flirt with. The Great Kat? NO.

I have to agree with that.

Worst 5th Symphony EVER--I'm sorry, but, UGH...

All that shows is someone can play 4 notes and knows how to palm mute.

Flight of the Bumblebee was pretty cool, though.

For neoclassical metal, Emilie Autumn > Yngwie > Batio > The Great Kat

Well, of course there are a lot in between there but those were the first few that comes to mind. And also, EA cheats by using a violin.

Simply having a gun does not make someone a threat, gun ban or not. You have no idea why they're carrying one.

Either way, you've finally said exactly what I did from the start.

That's all I was saying. Obviously, just cause will vary from country to country as the laws are different, but one cannot kill someone just for hitting them.

The great wise man, and standup comedian, Pablo Francisco answers your question on your EXACT predicament. Here:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53E-u0U5rI[/youtube]
That should explain everything...

Me, I would just go to a rave or a dance club, seems like you'd meet much nicer less bitter girls. Plus they seem really hot. That and I'm pretty unmetal and listen to girly dance music 90% of the time anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRsLxwFGXFk
See look at all those hot chicks, just go find a club that plays that kind of music. Don't be a complete dick. Done.

Have fun.

I've found metal chicks to be lousy in bed. They tend to suffer from the "IM SO HOT" entitlement complex so many white western women tend to suffer from.

They've also got that "I didn't make the cheerleading squad" bitterness on their shoulder.

I was at a Within Temptation concert last week. It was like a female Aspie convention.
Plenty of nerdy women in sexy dresses. An Aspie males dream...

Damn, I should move to Norway. Here in the US symphonic/melodeath/power/gothic metal isn't very popular, and most of the fans are teenage boys

I've seen my share of clips and pics from gigs in the US, it seems there are just as many sexy female nerds there into that kind of music as over here.

The United Kingdom is a very civilized country that has been around for many more years than the United States. Our justice system is very fair and laws aren't biased on race, gender, sex, if someone breaks the law here, they break the law. If someone attacks you first, you may use the appropriate action to restrain them in self defense. It's illegal to carry a gun in England and people have been known to get shot by Police just for holding a lighter gun.

We're very aware that Violence begets more Violence, that's why guns are banned in England, if shop owners had guns in the London riots, it would have escalated into further chaos and loss of life.

I know you can pull one with a magnet, if that helps?

Bahahahahahhahahaha I know some chicks this might actually work on. bahahaha.

No. but seriously. in all honesty, if you want to "flirt" "hit-on" these types you speak of...

Don't. Like any other person.

In my experience the best way to get sex out of these types of girls is lots of drinking, drugs, and being in a band.

We have a name for most of these types of girls. Scene Whores.

They will have sex with the gad damned mic check roady if it gets them any notoriety. "I f****d the mic check guy from Slayer" ... he had nothing to do with Slayer he just happened to be on stage maintainence that night at the local venue.

But on much more easier wave length let me tell you this:

Walk up to her. and say Yo. Hey. Hiya. anything really ... I mean I usually say s**t about s**t around like this "Damn, that guy looks like ritchie cunningham f****d a turtle" ... the subtle obscurity match with an obvious insult makes them laugh.

laughter is an easy in. but usually "metal chicks" as you call them are b*****s. and you should call them out accordingly.

Her reply might be something like this "Uh...hi? why are you talking to me" balah nlah blah ... insulting you in general.

Say back "Jeeze, were you always a b***h or did several years of repressed sexual tension just build you up to this beautiful butter cup persona?"

call her out.

but yeah ... mantion sex a lot. tell her she needs to get laid it might help with her bitchiness and over all unattractive personality.

mmm .. other than that like i said drinking and drugs help a lot.

Oh yeah and MOST IMPORTANT of all never forget to grab you nuts before going over. As to make sure they are still there. I am not joking a lot of guys seem to forget they have nuts. and on top of that on the outside where they show.

Off to lunch maybe even brunch!

Hope this helped.

-InZane

=AWESOME

hahahahaha

Actually ... Wolf hate to say it. but he's right. Metal is a lifestyle for most. not a way of life persay but truly a lifestyle.

although i have not "laid" many women from over seas such as England i have a strong sense of the American Metal scene having been an active promoter, agent, as well as in a band myself. England created punk, and from punk came ... well idk. but id say gutter punks girls and American metal head chicks can't be all that different. In the end ... "Metal chicks" in general are the manditory SEX part of sex drgs and rock and roll ... just another opinion.