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12 Nov 2011, 10:46 pm

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haha div. i am sorry for calling you a morron even though you were most probably acting like one at the time


On the contrary, I find it to be a compliment coming from you. ;)

:scratch: is this your weird way of calling me stupid
or maybe it's just 4am



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13 Nov 2011, 12:25 am

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Falafel are Islamist, they wouldn't provide any Female Privilege.


They did provide my stomach with some privilege...


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So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.


No, analogically and metaphorically, Female Privilege is about magically receiving a falafel salad, and Male Privilege is about magically receiving a pie.

PIE......


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13 Nov 2011, 12:28 am

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Hmm, yes.
I thought that I had money because I earned it by teaching children to play music, but now I realise that because of my Female Privilege, a man gave it to me because I was purdy.


Of course. In fact you never did any teaching at all. That is just a false memory which your mind came up with to stop you from discovering the extent of your Female Privilege. What really happened is that you showed up at the houses wearing a cocktail dress and heels and were instantly given $70 just for standing there.

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I'm sorry, but the ability to get men to satisfy themselves using our bodies really does not make life any easier.


:lol: Very well said....


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13 Nov 2011, 12:32 am

Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

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Well, first of all, you need to get a real world education in dating and the first lesson of it is "Location, Location, Location!". It's not our fault if you're spending way too much time in the music department with fellow destitutes.


Advise me. Where are the rich ones?


Well, this is an easy question, you can find them in the Sydney Opera House in the balcony.

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I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.


We are sold in a special Female Store. Didn't you know that?


Where's this store? You wouldn't be referring to the Deliver-A-Russian-Bride online service, would you? :P



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13 Nov 2011, 12:39 am

swbluto wrote:
Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

...

misunderstood the post.



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13 Nov 2011, 12:42 am

swbluto wrote:
Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.


It wasn't about you, actually. You're part of it (although I'm never sure when you're serious), but the final trigger was one of the threads that I linked to in a previous post. It was really a culmination of things that led to my post.

*bolded* I see, the truth doesn't matter to you? :P

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Well, first of all, you need to get a real world education in dating and the first lesson of it is "Location, Location, Location!". It's not our fault if you're spending way too much time in the music department with fellow destitutes.


Advise me. Where are the rich ones?


Well, this is an easy question, you can find them in the Sydney Opera House in the balcony.


But I live in Brisbane. :( According to Google Maps, Sydney is 953.3km away. I cannot walk that far.

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I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.


We are sold in a special Female Store. Didn't you know that?


Where's this store? You wouldn't be referring to the Deliver-A-Russian-Bride online service, would you? :P

No, these are IRL ones. They are only visible to jerks who have enough money.


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13 Nov 2011, 12:45 am

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Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

...

misunderstood the post.


Am I being bitter? :?



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13 Nov 2011, 12:47 am

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Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

...

misunderstood the post.


Am I being bitter? :?

did i misunderstand what you wrote? i may have. i thought you were restating that women are privileged. i apologise if i read it improperly.



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13 Nov 2011, 12:50 am

lol I don't seem to be benifiting from any of any of these supposed privleges being a somewhat decent looking(though I don't know that everyone would agree) female either.



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13 Nov 2011, 12:51 am

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lol I don't seem to be benifiting from any of any of these supposed privleges being a somewhat decent looking(though I don't know that everyone would agree) female either.

you're freaking ADORABLE! i always want to squeeze your cheeks and give you a hug when i see your profile pic.



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13 Nov 2011, 1:00 am

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Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

bitterness isn't sexy.


Am I being bitter? :?

did i misunderstand what you wrote? i may have. i thought you were restating that women are privileged. i apologise if i read it improperly.


That (The bolded part) wasn't my intention but it might read that way. I can't tell how it reads that way, though. However, you're not the first person to misread my intention and it was communication problems like this (Among other things) that made me question whether or not I was autistic to begin with (Especially since I can't tell how it could be taken that way, suggesting I might lack 'perspective taking'.). Are these kinds of misread intentions common place on the board?

It doesn't seem like it, so I'm wondering if my problem might be something other than autism.

Sometimes, I kind of wonder if I'm more autistic than most people here...



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13 Nov 2011, 1:02 am

swbluto wrote:
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swbluto wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
swbluto wrote:
Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.

...

misunderstood the post.


Am I being bitter? :?

did i misunderstand what you wrote? i may have. i thought you were restating that women are privileged. i apologise if i read it improperly.


That (The bolded part) wasn't my intention but it might read that way. I can't tell how it reads that way, though. However, you're not the first person to misread my intention and it was communication problems like this (Among other things) that made me question whether or not I was autistic to begin with (Especially since I can't tell how it could be taken that way, suggesting I might lack 'perspective taking'.). Are these kinds of misread intentions common place on the board?

It doesn't seem like it, so I'm wondering if my problem might be something other than autism.

Sometimes, I kind of wonder if I'm more autistic than most people here...

then i am sorry to have reacted that way - i misunderstood. imma gunna edit it out - please accept my apologies. you can go back to being sexy.



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13 Nov 2011, 1:08 am

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lol I don't seem to be benifiting from any of any of these supposed privleges being a somewhat decent looking(though I don't know that everyone would agree) female either.


Straighten your hair, cheer up and be friendly and sociable and you'll discover the "female privilege" everyone is talking about.



That's not going to happen anytime soon....besides when I was a young child and my mom still picked my clothes out and dressed me in the morning she did dress me like a normal girl, but that did nothing to hide my weirdness. Also, I don't have the time or energy to bother with straightening my hair in the morning...I don't see how a lot of girls can stand spending so much time on their physical appearance it would drive me crazy.

As for being friendly and sociable I am to people I know, if someone I don't know wants to socialize with me then the can talk to me and I will gladly socialize. But yeah I have some rather major difficulties with social skills and such due to the AS symptoms I have.

So yeah I guess some females are lucky in that aspect, I am just not one of them.



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13 Nov 2011, 1:32 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
swbluto wrote:
Oh, hey there Who_am_I. First of all, I can tell you've written this sarcastic thread mainly in response to my claims about "female priviledge", so I can understand your underlying resentment. Anyway, just to let you know, it's not really a big deal to me what the "true story" is as reality is what it is and its our responsibility to make the best of our lives with what we have.


*bolded* I see, the truth doesn't matter to you? :P


Honestly, arguing about "reality" seems like a waste of time since it can be anything anyone wants it to be, depending on how they perceive it. It might also be an NT tendency, since NTs tend to make statements that reflect their intentions more than the "the true underlying reality" (Not necessarily true in political/religious or factual matters or matters people "really believe" in).



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Well, first of all, you need to get a real world education in dating and the first lesson of it is "Location, Location, Location!". It's not our fault if you're spending way too much time in the music department with fellow destitutes.


Advise me. Where are the rich ones?


Well, this is an easy question, you can find them in the Sydney Opera House in the balcony.


But I live in Brisbane. :( According to Google Maps, Sydney is 953.3km away. I cannot walk that far.


Oh no, I guess you're stuck and out of luck.

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zen_mistress wrote:
I had this really awesome falafel salad last night. At first I thought I bought the falafels and the salad vegetables at the supermarket, but now I realise that I received that salad because of Female Privilege.


So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.


We are sold in a special Female Store. Didn't you know that?


Where's this store? You wouldn't be referring to the Deliver-A-Russian-Bride online service, would you? :P

No, these are IRL ones. They are only visible to jerks who have enough money.[/quote]

I see, so I gotta keep working and eventually I'll spot this store. :lol:



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13 Nov 2011, 1:40 am

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swbluto wrote:
So, analogically and metaphorically, Male Privilege is really about finding a female and essentially buying her? Just like I thought! The name of this thread apparently confirms that.


No, analogically and metaphorically, Female Privilege is about magically receiving a falafel salad, and Male Privilege is about magically receiving a pie.

PIE......


American?



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13 Nov 2011, 2:17 am

Strawberry...

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Or perhaps Key Lime...

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