Moving to South America for the girls

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18 Mar 2012, 11:31 am

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If I have a message or theme to young autistics it would be something like "If you're awesome, beautiful people will love you" (amongst other things, but they seem to ask about relationships a lot).


How does one get to be "awesome" though? Now there's a whole other chestnut.


That's the right question, and the start of the journey.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:33 am

The Journey to Awesomeness - by fracc



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18 Mar 2012, 11:33 am

To be truly awesome, I believe you must have a talking helicopter and a talking dog with an eye patch which has some sort of missile launching feature.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:34 am

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To be truly awesome, I believe you must have a talking helicopter and a talking dog with an eye patch which has some sort of missile launching feature.


Not much good having a talking dog if he craps everywhere though.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:35 am

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To be truly awesome, I believe you must have a talking helicopter and a talking dog with an eye patch which has some sort of missile launching feature.


I have a one huge Katyusha.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:38 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:
To be truly awesome, I believe you must have a talking helicopter and a talking dog with an eye patch which has some sort of missile launching feature.


I have a one huge Katyusha.


Given your current location, I'm totally down with that ;0)



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18 Mar 2012, 11:39 am

Tequila wrote:
ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:
To be truly awesome, I believe you must have a talking helicopter and a talking dog with an eye patch which has some sort of missile launching feature.


Not much good having a talking dog if he craps everywhere though.


What did you expect? it's a dog.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:39 am

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What did you expect? it's a dog.


Woof woof.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:42 am

Granada logo looks like a Regal packet.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:46 am

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Granada logo looks like a Regal packet.


Fancy a smoke? ;)

(I don't smoke, by the way. Never interested me.)



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18 Mar 2012, 11:51 am

I quit 3 years ago.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:52 am

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I quit 3 years ago.


Miss them?



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18 Mar 2012, 11:56 am

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I quit 3 years ago.


Miss them?


Not in the slightest, dumbest thing I ever did was start. I'd find it difficult to be in the regular company of a girl who smoked, though. That particular ciggarette would be the hardest to resist.



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18 Mar 2012, 11:58 am

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Not in the slightest, dumbest thing I ever did was start.


Why did you? It gets to be that long ago I find that one can't even remember why one starts doing certain things.



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18 Mar 2012, 12:05 pm

Tequila wrote:
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Not in the slightest, dumbest thing I ever did was start.


Why did you? It gets to be that long ago I find that one can't even remember why one starts doing certain things.


That's a tough one, actually. I think someone just said 'Want a fag?' and I said yes, then just got offered ciggarettes in company and it went from there. What followed was weird though, people in school treated me differently and I started hanging about with different people.



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18 Mar 2012, 1:24 pm

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:lol: i wasn't demanding, i was joking ("pics or it didn't happen"). i clarified in the PM you did not open.

you are not allowed to make outlandish claims anymore because it is trolling. glad we have this out in the open.

EDIT: i should add that it is not a matter of being "permitted" lol. Tallyman is not my boss, we work together as a team.


You made it clear that I could avoid being officially warned if I sent you personal photographs. That was harassment. I agreed with Tallyman that if anyone found my posts insulting they would take it up with me at the time. I never make 'outlandish claims'. I won't be reading your pms in future so if the moderating team want to contact me someone else should do it.

no, i didn't actually say that. your posts have been trolling. you don't have to show pictures, and in fact i wouldn't care either way, but the fact is that you cannot back up your claims in any way whatsoever - not just through photographs lol, but through any sort of useful advice or background details or supporting history. when you *repeatedly* say things similar to, "i have beautiful women throwing themselves at me" it is obviously intended to belittle other members.

i warned you because you have been trolling WrongPlanet for a long time with ridiculous posts that are intended to make other aspies feel bad about themselves. you have a choice to stop it or you will face further consequences. if it happens again, it may be me who warns you, or it could be another moderator. it's up to you if you want to open my PMs or not. you'll get the same warning regardless.

i'm going to ask you to stop derailing the thread as it has already been dealt with. any further comments can be made via PM to myself or another moderator.

and Face_Of_Boo, i care because it is trolling.


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