I'm leaving my ASPIE GF!

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spongy
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23 Jul 2013, 12:55 pm

2/10

Not enough cockbumping and too many supportive posts.

Are we in Oprah´s forum? o.o

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23 Jul 2013, 2:17 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

Cafeaulait: From what I hear, the next appropriate step is to destroy his car. :jester:

You homewrecker, step aside.

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23 Jul 2013, 2:37 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

Cafeaulait: From what I hear, the next appropriate step is to destroy his car. :jester:

You homewrecker, step aside.

???

Did you turn her away from men altogether?

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23 Jul 2013, 2:38 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

Cafeaulait: From what I hear, the next appropriate step is to destroy his car. :jester:

You homewrecker, step aside.

???

Did you turn her away from men altogether?

I think he meant car-wrecker...

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23 Jul 2013, 2:41 pm

spongy wrote:

2/10

Not enough cockbumping and too many supportive posts.

Are we in Oprah´s forum? o.o

Wha-?

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23 Jul 2013, 3:09 pm

It's good that you broke up with her sorry ass. Don't blame her behavior on her AS. She's a policewomen. She was programmed to be a complete a**hole. Think about it.

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23 Jul 2013, 3:17 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

Cafeaulait: From what I hear, the next appropriate step is to destroy his car. :jester:

I am pretty sure that Cafeaulait and the face of Boo are joking about dating each other unless they are complete trolls.

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23 Jul 2013, 3:24 pm

Kinme wrote:

populationone wrote:

I am not an aspie girl (I'm an aspie guy), but I still need to tell you something: she sounds like a complete pain and is very abusive, but you wrote:

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It was her nature, I can't change her, she won't change! ALL her jerky behaviors make sense now and I no longer feel guilty! She's an aspie girl so she can't help it.

Don't say that about her! She can change, she just needs some help. If you give up on her and pin a label on her to explain why she acts like she acts and call her helpless, you are being the biggest ***** in the whole world!

Sorry, there was just no polite way to say it. I know you didn't ask for my advice, given my gender, so I think you should get advice from aspie girls as well. And I hope that every aspie girl will tell you that that not every aspie girl is like that.

You must be new here...

Well, yes, yes I am new here. How is that relevant?

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23 Jul 2013, 4:04 pm

what is cockbumping?

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23 Jul 2013, 4:24 pm

auntblabby wrote:

what is cockbumping?

Hockeyplopping, but without the hockey?

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23 Jul 2013, 4:32 pm

EmberEyes wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

what is cockbumping?

Hockeyplopping, but without the hockey?

I think you got him more confused with your answer lol.

@Auntblabby: you don't wanna know trust me

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23 Jul 2013, 5:03 pm

populationone wrote:

Kinme wrote:

populationone wrote:

I am not an aspie girl (I'm an aspie guy), but I still need to tell you something: she sounds like a complete pain and is very abusive, but you wrote:

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It was her nature, I can't change her, she won't change! ALL her jerky behaviors make sense now and I no longer feel guilty! She's an aspie girl so she can't help it.

You must be new here...

Well, yes, yes I am new here. How is that relevant?

It's a meme. I was pointing out that this thread is a troll thread.

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23 Jul 2013, 5:54 pm

Even I saw through it.

It worked with the noobs, Boo, but not us sophisticates.

Try better next time, old bean.

spongy
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23 Jul 2013, 6:39 pm

Relicanth7 wrote:

spongy wrote:

2/10

Not enough cockbumping and too many supportive posts.

Are we in Oprah´s forum? o.o

Wha-?

Its a joke get over it.

Boo mentioned cock bumping earlier on so I made a joke about that. Thats all

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23 Jul 2013, 6:49 pm

auntblabby wrote:

outside of this present lifetime is where karma truly works.

I must have been a hell of an a**hole in my former life then. Or maybe Hitler.

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23 Jul 2013, 6:53 pm

Tequila wrote:

Even I saw through it.

It worked with the noobs, Boo, but not us sophisticates.

Try better next time, old bean.

Well, he managed to fool Schneekugel too, even after he posted

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Not only satirical to that thread, but to A LOT OF SUCH THREADS.

Ladies and gents, thank you for your support but the story is not real

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