The_Face_of_Boo
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06 Aug 2013, 2:16 pm
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Plenty of fish in the sea boo sorry to hear that happened.
I am too old for this plenty of fish talk.
Are you sure ?
There could be a gorgeous lady-fish out there, just waiting for you to come along and make her life complete.
Sure, she might be a bit cold, wet and slimy.... and probably has a tail.... but if you truly love her, then surely you could overlook such superficial physical traits ?
I am not interested in you, squid-girl.
Plus you have multiple legs and 3 eyes.
O-M-G, I didn't mean it like that. Ack ack ack (starts prodding Boo away with a stick)
Hey, I'll have you know that some people find my triad of eyes and multiple legs rather sexy.
If some of your PMs are anything to go by, then I reckon that you actually have quite a fetish for that sort of thing....
Come on, everyone here can tell that you were trying to promote yourself to me here: Lady-fish, bit cold, wet and slimy....
It's obvious as hell.
And I give you the permission to post screenshots of those PMs.
06 Aug 2013, 2:28 pm
Oh you wish that was true !
It's so cute that you're trying to hide your obvious attraction to me, when everybody can tell that you're gagging for a bit of multi-tentacle action.
And you want me to post screenshots of your PMs, too.... my, what an exhibitionist !
The_Face_of_Boo
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06 Aug 2013, 2:32 pm
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:lol: Oh you wish that was true !
It's so cute that you're trying to hide your obvious attraction to me, when everybody can tell that you're gagging for a bit of multi-tentacle action.
It's so cute that you're trying to hide your obvious attraction to me, when everybody can tell that you're gagging for a bit of multi-tentacle action.
Nah, I am not into hentai, no thanks.
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And you want me to post screenshots of your PMs, too.... my, what an exhibitionist !You want them all for yourself? How selfish of you!
06 Aug 2013, 2:39 pm
Well yeah, nice dodge... but everybody knows that you're after real-life tentacle action rather than watching it anime-style.
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would give my right arm just to have your tentacled mass on my face, as your sexy triple eyes caress me softly on their stalks
and this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I can't sleep because of thinking of how much I long to have your multiple tentacles caressing me in places where I am rarely touched. I can't even smell a fish any more without getting aroused."
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !
06 Aug 2013, 2:47 pm
06 Aug 2013, 2:52 pm
She could never have truly satisfied him, anyway.... because from the sounds of things, she doesn't have any tentacles at all !
06 Aug 2013, 3:16 pm
Tequila wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
She asked me if I can start believing in god again, my reply was there's no guarantee this is gonna happen, told her to not bet on this.
Tell her you've become a deist.
Tell her you've become a racist.
Then dump her
06 Aug 2013, 4:51 pm
06 Aug 2013, 4:58 pm
06 Aug 2013, 7:19 pm
FlanMaster wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Plenty of fish in the sea boo sorry to hear that happened.
I am too old for this plenty of fish talk.
Are you sure ?
There could be a gorgeous lady-fish out there, just waiting for you to come along and make her life complete.
Sure, she might be a bit cold, wet and slimy.... and probably has a tail.... but if you truly love her, then surely you could overlook such superficial physical traits ?
I am not interested in you, squid-girl.
Plus you have multiple legs and 3 eyes.
But just think of how well she can hold on with those tentacles. And those eyes just make it easier for her to see what to do where. Take her to a hot tub, take a bottle of oil, and you could live your very own alien porn fantasy.
I suspect that he thinks of very little else !
According to his multiple PMs, he's already had to change his underwear five times today (and has gunked up a computer keyboard) just because of reading my replies to this topic, and thinking about that sort of thing !
06 Aug 2013, 8:08 pm
06 Aug 2013, 9:53 pm
The_Face_of_Boo
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07 Aug 2013, 6:36 am
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) Well yeah, nice dodge... but everybody knows that you're after real-life tentacle action rather than watching it anime-style.
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
and this :
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would give my right arm just to have your tentacled mass on my face, as your sexy triple eyes caress me softly on their stalks
and this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I can't sleep because of thinking of how much I long to have your multiple tentacles caressing me in places where I am rarely touched. I can't even smell a fish any more without getting aroused."
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !Woof woof woof.....WHY you're always telling half of the story, what don't you show them some of your replies to my PMs?
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
Oh yeah! 
I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!
I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!And this was the least explicit reply.
07 Aug 2013, 6:48 am
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) Well yeah, nice dodge... but everybody knows that you're after real-life tentacle action rather than watching it anime-style.
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
and this :
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would give my right arm just to have your tentacled mass on my face, as your sexy triple eyes caress me softly on their stalks
and this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I can't sleep because of thinking of how much I long to have your multiple tentacles caressing me in places where I am rarely touched. I can't even smell a fish any more without getting aroused."
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !Woof woof woof.....WHY you're always telling half of the story, what don't you show them some of your replies to my PMs?
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
Oh yeah! I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!
I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!And this was the least explicit reply.
Is there something going on between you 2 that I don't know about?
The_Face_of_Boo
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07 Aug 2013, 6:56 am
Jono wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
:-) Well yeah, nice dodge... but everybody knows that you're after real-life tentacle action rather than watching it anime-style.
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
and this :
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !
It's cute that you think nobody can tell.
Most of your PMs are too X-rated to share, and you know it full well.
They're all full of stuff like this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would give my right arm just to have your tentacled mass on my face, as your sexy triple eyes caress me softly on their stalks
and this :
Face_of_Boo wrote:
I can't sleep because of thinking of how much I long to have your multiple tentacles caressing me in places where I am rarely touched. I can't even smell a fish any more without getting aroused."
And those are just the parts which are tame enough to share ! !! !Woof woof woof.....WHY you're always telling half of the story, what don't you show them some of your replies to my PMs?
Ladywoofwoof wrote:
Oh yeah! I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!
I so desire to squeeze those places with my tentacles and lick you all around with my snake-like tongue!! Yummy!And this was the least explicit reply.
Is there something going on between you 2 that I don't know about?
It was horrific, Jono.
07 Aug 2013, 2:37 pm
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