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05 Nov 2013, 7:05 am

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I belong in a straight jacket.


Oh, I'm sure you don't.

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05 Nov 2013, 7:08 am

Before I get mauled :P



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05 Nov 2013, 7:11 am

Which one of us is the lion?

Can it be me? :D



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05 Nov 2013, 7:15 am

LogicalMolly wrote:
Which one of us is the lion?

Can it be me? :D


It's maneless so it's probably female - but not necessarily.



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05 Nov 2013, 7:39 am

The female ones are best at stalking (and hunting). The male ones stay at home lion around all day. :)



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05 Nov 2013, 7:54 am

Lionesses do all the hard work and at the end of the day the lion comes roaring at their faces when he wants to eat.



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05 Nov 2013, 8:13 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Lionesses do all the hard work and at the end of the day the lion comes roaring at their faces when he wants to eat.


yea, females everywhere are being screwed however you look at it



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05 Nov 2013, 11:13 am

But we can roar back.

Me: RRROOAAAAARRRR! :evil:

Him: (Munching) What was that? Did you say "save me some, dear?"

Me: (Drooling) Nope. I said "save me some deer!" :twisted:



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05 Nov 2013, 11:17 am

in my fantasy I am munching on the deer and he is keeping a watch out for the scavengers. :twisted: :P



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05 Nov 2013, 11:31 am

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in my fantasy I am munching on the deer



Taken out of context, that comes across as highly disturbing. :lol:



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05 Nov 2013, 11:53 am

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Taken out of context, that comes across as highly disturbing. :lol:


I get that a lot :wink:


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07 Nov 2013, 5:24 am

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If you want a happy ending go to a massage parlor!
& sense this topic is about stalking leading to a happy ending

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQNbGfRDs[/youtube]


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07 Nov 2013, 1:39 pm

nick007 wrote:
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If you want a happy ending go to a massage parlor!
& sense this topic is about stalking leading to a happy ending

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQNbGfRDs[/youtube]
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09 Nov 2013, 4:50 pm

:lol:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3YS8PWwcLs[/youtube]



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09 Nov 2013, 5:03 pm

^ :lmao: I like weird people, but this is just..



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09 Nov 2013, 5:06 pm

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Stalking has very sinister implications - some people trivialise it as a joke, or think that it's some sort of ego boost - almost like a person must be worth something if they are getting stalked.


Some people call something stalking when in reality it's rather less than that. Someone just a tad bit too nosy on Facebook, for instance.