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02 Jan 2014, 7:05 pm

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02 Jan 2014, 7:06 pm

goldfish21 wrote:
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Perhaps she is too picky?

Yeah, my guess is she won't go out with you.


Nor with you!

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She'd probably go out with me, though. Too bad for her I'm gay. :D Isn't that always the way?? :P


Oh you gay? She probably has a crush on you then (isn't that always the case?), If she asks you out tell her yes! And then come with your boyfriend.

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02 Jan 2014, 7:11 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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Perhaps she is too picky?

Yeah, my guess is she won't go out with you.



I literally squirted Dr. Pepper out of my nose from laughing so hard. I mean that's mean, but .. yeah. Sorry.

My brain hurts now. :cry:


Relax, she wouldn't date you either.
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Yeah cuz I'd love to date a woman that lives in another country. :roll:




goldfish21 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ferrus91 wrote:
Dhp wrote:
Perhaps she is too picky?

Yeah, my guess is she won't go out with you.


Nor with you!

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She'd probably go out with me, though. Too bad for her I'm gay. :D Isn't that always the way?? :P



I've noticed that happening a lot when I was in college. What's the deal with that? :?:



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02 Jan 2014, 7:12 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
goldfish21 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Ferrus91 wrote:
Dhp wrote:
Perhaps she is too picky?

Yeah, my guess is she won't go out with you.


Nor with you!

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She'd probably go out with me, though. Too bad for her I'm gay. :D Isn't that always the way?? :P


Oh you gay? She probably has a crush on you then (isn't that always the case?), If she asks you out tell her yes! And then come with your boyfriend.

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Lol I so would if I had one. For now he remains my crush. I'm hoping that eventually we end up together as a couple. Persistently working on & patiently waiting for it. 8)


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02 Jan 2014, 7:12 pm

Women want what they can't have I guess.


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02 Jan 2014, 7:16 pm

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Women want what they can't have I guess.


As does everyone.

My closest friend, and favourite homo, is the only gay guy I've ever really wanted. He's also about the only one I haven't had, if that makes sense. I've been.. sexually successful in the casual hookup realm of things, is what I'm getting at, and he's about the only homo I know that I couldn't have my way with if I wanted to - and that just makes him that much more attractive as a human being & potential partner, totally making me want him as my partner more than ever.

It just is what it is and I accept it. People want what they can't have. It's just the nature of things. And I like it. 8)


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02 Jan 2014, 7:16 pm

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Women want what they can't have I guess.


Or because they want guys with six packs!Image



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02 Jan 2014, 7:19 pm

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It just is what it is and I accept it. People want what they can't have. It's just the nature of things. And I like it. 8)



So what if I fool myself into thinking I want to hook up with random people for the rest of my life? Does that mean I'll then find my soul mate and get married and have 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat... a pregnant fish, white picket fence.. and uh.. A hovercraft? :lol:


No but really.. Is it a matter of not concentrating on what you want, to then get what you want when you're not paying attention??



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02 Jan 2014, 7:20 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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Women want what they can't have I guess.


Or because they want guys with six packs!Image


I'm not quite there, but getting close. If I keep up the workouts, running, physical work & diet I should be there by Spring. Hale_Bopp is going to be after me even harder now. :P


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02 Jan 2014, 7:22 pm

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It just is what it is and I accept it. People want what they can't have. It's just the nature of things. And I like it. 8)



So what if I fool myself into thinking I want to hook up with random people for the rest of my life? Does that mean I'll then find my soul mate and get married and have 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat... a pregnant fish, white picket fence.. and uh.. A hovercraft? :lol:


No but really.. Is it a matter of not concentrating on what you want, to then get what you want when you're not paying attention??


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02 Jan 2014, 7:43 pm

MadeUnderground wrote:
goldfish21 wrote:

It just is what it is and I accept it. People want what they can't have. It's just the nature of things. And I like it. 8)



So what if I fool myself into thinking I want to hook up with random people for the rest of my life? Does that mean I'll then find my soul mate and get married and have 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat... a pregnant fish, white picket fence.. and uh.. A hovercraft? :lol:


No but really.. Is it a matter of not concentrating on what you want, to then get what you want when you're not paying attention??


I think it's more a matter of wanting what you can't have so badly that you're willing to do anything to get it. Hence the persistent hard work I've been doing on myself & on my friendship with my closest friend in order to continuously remove objections to why he and I aren't dating, until one day, then we are. 8)


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02 Jan 2014, 11:32 pm

goldfish21 wrote:
I think it's more a matter of wanting what you can't have so badly that you're willing to do anything to get it. Hence the persistent hard work I've been doing on myself & on my friendship with my closest friend in order to continuously remove objections to why he and I aren't dating, until one day, then we are. 8)


Sounds just like the situation I'm dealing with. I've wanted to be with my best friend since I met her 8 or so years ago and I refuse to give up hope that we'll be together someday. Until that miraculous day occurs, I just have to hope I manage to find somebody willing to give a guy like me a fair chance...


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03 Jan 2014, 12:10 am

why do women go out with gay guys? because if they go alone or with girls they get hit on non-stop! Besides they actually can flirt with the guy but there is no actually pressure/ risk for sex. (or they think they can change them). I've been introduced as the boyfriend of my platonic friends a few times to get guys to leave them alone (I did get [play?]slapped once when I suggested that I was now actually the boyfriend and had witnesses to prove it). Alternatively if you want to try a place out its more fun with a date in general.


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03 Jan 2014, 1:06 am

Actually, the last 3 people who rejected me were very average in the looks and personality department. Some even under average.

Maybe it's my low self esteem that's the problem.



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03 Jan 2014, 1:11 am

buffinator wrote:
why do women go out with gay guys?


They aren't any sort of threat.



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03 Jan 2014, 2:50 am

hale_bopp wrote:
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why do women go out with gay guys?


They aren't any sort of threat.


So girls see me as sort of gay then, they ask me to escort them in dark alleys/time/areas all the time.

I've always suspected that seeing me that safe imply they don't see me masculine enough.