Doing deaf chicks
KBABZ
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XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
I encourage creative swearing. For example, instead of monobrowed spastic, how about morobrowe-juggling spastic licker?
Shut your trap, window licker[/quote]
Mmmm, windows!
EDIT: Seriously, how old ARE you? If you're like, 30 then I'm a bit surprised.
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KBABZ
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XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Anyone else pumped a deaf chick?
Highly reccomended, wait till you hear them moan
Highly reccomended, wait till you hear them moan
Why don't you just take it to it's logical extreme... like the man in the following lymeric? (If you don't like grotesque speech scroll all the way past this post)
There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "one thing about f*****g, I do know...
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno!! !"
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Aspiegirl89 wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Anyone else pumped a deaf chick?
Highly reccomended, wait till you hear them moan
Highly reccomended, wait till you hear them moan
that is the most crude, insensitive thing i've ever heard anyone say about anyone else in my entire life.
I agree with Aspiegirl. Evidently horrible people are not found only amongst the Neurotypicals (not that I thought they were - both groups are mixed. For that matter individuals can be mixed).
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XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Lord help us, they're crawling out of the woodwork, to use a terrible cliche. Pathetic. I am fairly open minded, but it is quite obvious to me that someone is here simply to try and stir trouble and controversy, judging from their other posts. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I am seeing here.
You are wrong.
We are the three asperger amigos, we have come to rescue you all.
Three stooges, you mean.
Listen up tard. soon their will be a great battle between us and the NTs, you will not saved if you keep this up
Listen up, idiot, since we are getting into ignorant little namecalling, I see someone who is behaving in such a way as to make me believe they have come on here simply to take the piss, thinking that aspergers individuals are too gullible to spot what you are doing. Of course, you might prove me wrong...but judging on your pitiful contributions to the forum so far, I doubt this very much.
Listen up, you monobrowed spastic. I came here to accepted by my asperger brothers yet I have copped nothing but disdain.
Go f**k yourself you silly old scrag
Haha, funny. I have no further comment to make to such as yourself, I do hope you are banned swiftly and silently for your behaviour thus far on this forum and for using the word 'spastic'.
I've already reported your posts
Oh, likewise, I think you will find that yours are a great deal more offensive. I have not made sexual references or used inappropriate language as you have. I have little doubt others have complained also.
Maybe if you didnt have the mental capablities of a 9 year old, you wouldn't find them offensive you silly bint.
Greetings Slapping or whatever you're name is.
I'm Sir Gamester, head of Board Psychatric evaluations. I'm also the res date doc and local advisor.
I'd give you fair warning that this which you have created post wise, is unacceptable. Now I could care less if you are NT or AS. But for however old you are, you are certinaly very amoral and stupid....not to mention immature.
so I will kindly ask that you depart this site hencefourth.
This site and this board especially is not meant for you to talk about your.........conquests. You are obviously a very disturbed person, and unfortuantly I don't have the specs to figure your ISP and recommend someone come talk to you.
So without further ado.
thank you for your time.
NOW LEAVE.
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Gamester wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Lord help us, they're crawling out of the woodwork, to use a terrible cliche. Pathetic. I am fairly open minded, but it is quite obvious to me that someone is here simply to try and stir trouble and controversy, judging from their other posts. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I am seeing here.
You are wrong.
We are the three asperger amigos, we have come to rescue you all.
Three stooges, you mean.
Listen up tard. soon their will be a great battle between us and the NTs, you will not saved if you keep this up
Listen up, idiot, since we are getting into ignorant little namecalling, I see someone who is behaving in such a way as to make me believe they have come on here simply to take the piss, thinking that aspergers individuals are too gullible to spot what you are doing. Of course, you might prove me wrong...but judging on your pitiful contributions to the forum so far, I doubt this very much.
Listen up, you monobrowed spastic. I came here to accepted by my asperger brothers yet I have copped nothing but disdain.
Go f**k yourself you silly old scrag
Haha, funny. I have no further comment to make to such as yourself, I do hope you are banned swiftly and silently for your behaviour thus far on this forum and for using the word 'spastic'.
I've already reported your posts
Oh, likewise, I think you will find that yours are a great deal more offensive. I have not made sexual references or used inappropriate language as you have. I have little doubt others have complained also.
Maybe if you didnt have the mental capablities of a 9 year old, you wouldn't find them offensive you silly bint.
Greetings Slapping or whatever you're name is.
I'm Sir Gamester, head of Board Psychatric evaluations. I'm also the res date doc and local advisor.
I'd give you fair warning that this which you have created post wise, is unacceptable. Now I could care less if you are NT or AS. But for however old you are, you are certinaly very amoral and stupid....not to mention immature.
so I will kindly ask that you depart this site hencefourth.
This site and this board especially is not meant for you to talk about your.........conquests. You are obviously a very disturbed person, and unfortuantly I don't have the specs to figure your ISP and recommend someone come talk to you.
So without further ado.
thank you for your time.
NOW LEAVE.
NO
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Aspiegirl89
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Todd489 wrote:
This is just beyond ridiculous. You, sir, are a disgrace to the aspie community and to the male gender as a whole.
Finally, someone else with a brain and some social skills. Chivalry has come back; no girl should be spoken about in such a crude manner as Slapper is doing here. Thanks for defending the womenfolk, Todd...
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XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Gamester wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Lord help us, they're crawling out of the woodwork, to use a terrible cliche. Pathetic. I am fairly open minded, but it is quite obvious to me that someone is here simply to try and stir trouble and controversy, judging from their other posts. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is what I am seeing here.
You are wrong.
We are the three asperger amigos, we have come to rescue you all.
Three stooges, you mean.
Listen up tard. soon their will be a great battle between us and the NTs, you will not saved if you keep this up
Listen up, idiot, since we are getting into ignorant little namecalling, I see someone who is behaving in such a way as to make me believe they have come on here simply to take the piss, thinking that aspergers individuals are too gullible to spot what you are doing. Of course, you might prove me wrong...but judging on your pitiful contributions to the forum so far, I doubt this very much.
Listen up, you monobrowed spastic. I came here to accepted by my asperger brothers yet I have copped nothing but disdain.
Go f**k yourself you silly old scrag
Haha, funny. I have no further comment to make to such as yourself, I do hope you are banned swiftly and silently for your behaviour thus far on this forum and for using the word 'spastic'.
I've already reported your posts
Oh, likewise, I think you will find that yours are a great deal more offensive. I have not made sexual references or used inappropriate language as you have. I have little doubt others have complained also.
Maybe if you didnt have the mental capablities of a 9 year old, you wouldn't find them offensive you silly bint.
Greetings Slapping or whatever you're name is.
I'm Sir Gamester, head of Board Psychatric evaluations. I'm also the res date doc and local advisor.
I'd give you fair warning that this which you have created post wise, is unacceptable. Now I could care less if you are NT or AS. But for however old you are, you are certinaly very amoral and stupid....not to mention immature.
so I will kindly ask that you depart this site hencefourth.
This site and this board especially is not meant for you to talk about your.........conquests. You are obviously a very disturbed person, and unfortuantly I don't have the specs to figure your ISP and recommend someone come talk to you.
So without further ado.
thank you for your time.
NOW LEAVE.
NO
Maybe I should make myself clearer.
I wasn't asking that you leave.
I was requesting that you turn tail immediatly and leave post haste.
Your actions here are an evil debasement of what society wants in a woman. and as far as I'm concerned you are a disgrace to those of us who are A.S.
You are more NT and that is sad.
do I feel sorrow for you?
No.
Now Leave.
and to all the ladies here who are offended, you could learn not to respond to the kid.
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XOnedoingtheSlappingX wrote:
Todd489 wrote:
This is just beyond ridiculous. You, sir, are a disgrace to the aspie community and to the male gender as a whole.
Cry me a river
Gotten your fill yet? Or do you still need more attention before you can get a good night's rest?
People, stop feeding the troll. Please. It will throw a tantrum before it goes away, likely spamming or something along those lines, but eventually it will go away.
