30 Nov 2014, 3:37 pm
Heavens, no. Probably for the best. I'd be the worst fairy ever.
I most certainly will not. That bad, hmm? That's...that's actually rather horrible.
That's good, though. You'll meet someone nice. This is what I tell my friend, when she's in a bad mood-if the Joker can get a girlfriend, then that's proof that there really is someone for everyone.
01 Dec 2014, 8:21 pm
What if I run into a woman and she starts to shove her tongue down my throat and embrace me with heavily breathing all of a sudden? Because some do that.... 
01 Dec 2014, 9:41 pm
01 Dec 2014, 10:33 pm
Carry pepper spray.
Will be sure too because they might be fairies!
It might be a fairys way of greeting and suckering me into a false relationship and take me for a not so fun ride! Better yet I should bring bear spray its much stronger than normal pepper spray even though i do carry pepper spray it might have a better effect against fairies and demons!
02 Dec 2014, 9:46 am
Carry pepper spray.
Will be sure too because they might be fairies!
It might be a fairys way of greeting and suckering me into a false relationship and take me for a not so fun ride! Better yet I should bring bear spray its much stronger than normal pepper spray even though i do carry pepper spray it might have a better effect against fairies and demons!There you go!
02 Dec 2014, 10:16 am
02 Dec 2014, 1:22 pm
*looks over his shoulder and sees a beautiful woman who smiles at him* Eeeeeep!! ! ......*hides*
02 Dec 2014, 2:55 pm
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03 Dec 2014, 12:42 pm
Run as soon as her grip relents.
Or, you know... go with it. If you're relatively passive sometimes an aggressive SigOth can be handy.
04 Dec 2014, 3:31 am
*sees a woman* HI!! !! ! *runs away and hides again*
05 Dec 2014, 3:22 am
*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely*
05 Dec 2014, 9:00 am
Yes. Yes, it does.
06 Dec 2014, 1:02 am
Yes. Yes, it does.
06 Dec 2014, 8:58 am
Yes. Yes, it does.
1) Kidnapping is illegal.
2) You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
06 Dec 2014, 10:32 am
This kind of reminds me of myself lol. Except I somehow managed to get a girlfriend. One who's actually pretty, and smart, and definitely out of my league But I can actually share my anime and gaming obsessions with her because she likes that stuff too! Most importantly she doesn't run away from my weirdness. Actually, even to this day, I'm not sure how this happened, or why she's with me 
I'm still waiting for the catch. Anyway my point is that there's hope for everyone 
07 Dec 2014, 2:12 am
Yes. Yes, it does.
1) Kidnapping is illegal.
2) You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
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