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IsabellaLinton
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20 Aug 2022, 1:39 pm

Imaginary friend seeks vapour.

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20 Aug 2022, 5:01 pm

I'm looking for a partner who can make me apple strudel like only a woman can.

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20 Aug 2022, 5:29 pm

I'm looking for a misogynist to fill the grave I've just dug up. Imagine all the things you can learn from there when you finally shut up and listen. :twisted:

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21 Aug 2022, 5:56 am

I'm looking for a dead person that I can bring back to life.

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21 Aug 2022, 12:13 pm

I’m looking for a real homebody - someone that I can snuggle up with as we watch old movies and eat popcorn. I can’t really go anywhere for the next six months, not until I get this damn ankle bracelet off. Who wants to watch Casablanca with this lonely gal?

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21 Aug 2022, 10:14 pm

I want someone who can whip me into shape.

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22 Aug 2022, 7:55 am

I don't mind "cozy" myself.....but I do want to hike in the mountains sometimes.

Simple man seeks Ivory Girl.

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22 Aug 2022, 10:09 am

I'm looking for someone that I can spread my gold with.

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25 Aug 2022, 10:58 pm

Looking for a relative who attended the same psych hospital.
Let's keep it all in the family.

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25 Aug 2022, 11:47 pm

Evil Genius looking for lab partner. Picture a Rick Sanchez with less hair and more sobriety. Daughter slightly less crazy than Beth and never cloned. Let's Cronenberg this world together! No Korblockians.

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