What do you wear on a blind date?

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22 Feb 2023, 12:22 pm

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22 Feb 2023, 2:13 pm

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“Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom” (—> escapes from bathroom window)



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22 Feb 2023, 2:23 pm

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Bonus points if it's exactly that. :lol:


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22 Feb 2023, 2:25 pm

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Lol to see the look on someone's face



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22 Feb 2023, 4:55 pm

A beautiful, pink ballgown.



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22 Feb 2023, 5:00 pm

Orange coveralls.


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22 Feb 2023, 6:16 pm

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Also great for dodging the bill. :lol:


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24 Feb 2023, 6:29 am

Shirt with buttons. Always wear buttons on first date. Can wear T-shirt on second date.


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24 Feb 2023, 1:34 pm

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You don’t need that.

Just say Allahu Akbar.