Why wouldn't you date the user above you?

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30 Jul 2011, 7:41 pm

She's a lobster (i think) in a pot


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30 Jul 2011, 7:41 pm

Would live in constant fear of her razor wit. :wink:



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30 Jul 2011, 7:42 pm

he called me a her 8O


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30 Jul 2011, 7:43 pm

he wouldn't like me.


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30 Jul 2011, 8:17 pm

I don't date raptors...



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30 Jul 2011, 8:20 pm

She is obsessed with legs. :lol:


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30 Jul 2011, 8:46 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
She is obsessed with legs. :lol:


actually, i would date you, if i didnt have a wife and 8 girlfriends on the side lol



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30 Jul 2011, 9:02 pm

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actually, i would date you, if i didnt have a wife and 8 girlfriends on the side lol


Oh, that's convenient. :roll:

Because he's got previous engagements apparently.


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30 Jul 2011, 9:05 pm

She doesn't speak Swiss dialect.




LEGZ?



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30 Jul 2011, 9:07 pm

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LEGZ?


Because he is offended by a misspelling of a word intended to be funny....


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30 Jul 2011, 9:13 pm

She never takes what I say unseriously.



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30 Jul 2011, 9:17 pm

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She never takes what I say unseriously.


Because he said unseriously. :lol:


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30 Jul 2011, 9:27 pm

HAZ MUTHAFRICKIN LEGZ



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30 Jul 2011, 9:38 pm

HAZ HOOVES AND PAN PIPES


















AND LEGZ




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30 Jul 2011, 9:57 pm

Isn't on my facebook. :P


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30 Jul 2011, 10:12 pm

Her avatar scares me. 8O


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