I don't understand why I can't get a woman! [! SATIRE !]

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Every woman I meet is a needy psycho. I've got the worst luck in the world when it comes to women. I don't see why they expect me to care about their problems just because they've cared about mine and offered support. What I experience is a MUCH bigger deal. Going to work, for me, is "like being raped every day" because I have to talk to people and the lights can be kind of bright in my office. Women. If I can be successful, I don't see why they can't be.

I can't even be friends with women who demonstrate any vulnerability. I always strive to reject them in a harsh way after they open up to me about their serious problems, especially if they did something to offend me in the recent past. No one gives me the attention and empathy that I deserve.

The most recent one was involved in getting me banned from some forum that's full of psychos because I spread lies about a certain individual (Dennis) sending unwanted and unsolicited pictures of his willy to women. I just think she did it because she's nutso. I obviously care way more about women than Dennis does since I write female-friendly posts on occasion and like pictures of singing suffragettes. I like Tori Amos, too. I'm obviously a great guy who is NOT a misogynist. The women with trauma I've slandered and played mind games with deserved it. The real issue is that every woman I meet is a psycho...

Men don't throw themselves at women. Well, those who do are considered creeps or worse, so it's a bad idea for either gender.

Your post is off-topic. This is a satirical thread that demonstrates harmful behavior and attitudes towards women. Maybe find a different thread to post it.

I follow all the red-pill bro requirements why can't I get a woman, why can't they just realize they are wrong to not be attracted to my entiled throw a fit about Budweiser bro attitude...I am an alpha male, I deserve the chicks!. But thing is that is what chicks aren't attracted to unless they are senator Boebert, the shame of colorado.

I don't know what's wrong with women. I would date me. I keep on sending them pictures of my dinky, so they can see what they're missing, but they keep on ghosting me. I don't even get a thanks in return. How rude is that?! Women.

I think most of the time when people throw themselves at someone in a very obvious way something like alcohol is involved. When sober, creeps are more subtle, typically.

I have unfortunately seen too many legitimate incel rants online and it is fascinating to me... that I feel pretty sure nearly every one has had an emotional moment of frustration when alot of irritated garbage ideas and insecurities take over for a bit... the thing is, most people
have some desire to maintain some kind of dignity or sense of integrity and would not vocalize this much because it is so acutely miserable, pathetic and sniveling... but there are slammin' forums of these people just egging each other on about it... shamelessly.

idk, im tellin you folks... the worlds BIGGest problems are yet undiagnosed!

This was the most entertaining satire I've read in ages.