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There's always someone for everyone in soap land

<insert "Blowing Bubbles" joke here >

I really hate it when I see my ex-girlfriend at a popular grocery store that is near my house.

Whenever I see her, she usually runs self-checkout, so whenever this happens, I get away from her.

If I'm shopping, I get into another aisle, but if she's running self-checkout,
I get into another line to pay.

I still have not found myself a girlfriend.

If I ever find myself a girlfriend, I will underdose (not skip completely, mind you)
for one day all my anticonvulsants to prove to her that I have been epileptic since I was 8 years old.

I'm remembering a former Wrong Planet member who
I'm glad got kicked off of Wrong Planet for believing that having
a girlfriend is the only way to happiness.

He accused me of being a "hypocrite" and he played the victim.

Given the loss of my grandmother that happened several days ago, I am going to put all plans to find myself a girlfriend on hold until I feel enough time has gone by to resume.

I wish my brain would give me a sequel to the dream I had where a stranger told me that in order to understand the human condition and love itself, I needed to widen my perspective.

It's so vague, I hate it. Come on brain, surely you can think of a conclusion.

I'm glad that earlier today, a paternal uncle did not ask my NT sister:

"So, have you found yourself a boyfriend?"

Her answer is always "No."