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Don't you like fruit?
Sure. Just not in a pie.
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Yes it was all right, thank you.
Good.
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You guys seem like foodies.
Don't be ridiculous! We - or rather: me and my brother - just like eating. Which isn't the same thing. "Foodie" sounds far too metropolitan and sophisticated for us, dahling. We're quite provincial and simple people here.

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We had a steak and some roast veggies, dead simple really.
I like the way you didn't have a turkey at Christmas. Overrated is the word that might best describe the demand for turkeys. Really, have turkeys at another time of year instead. They'll be better quality because people won't be trying to cut corners.
What did we have? Roast chicken, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, turnips, chipolatas, stuffing, parsnips and gravy. Yup, I think that's everything. It was good too. Well, we like to do it properly up here.
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I like a no nonsense Christmas.
I understand. We do too. We didn't have hardly anyone round, nor did we go to anyone's. Just leave us in peace.
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I had a single glass of wine,. But I have drunk a few pints over the holidays. I'm not much of a drinker.
I could tell.