How can you have hope as a 41 yo virgin?
TM wrote:
Actually, I just hit them over the head with my club, toss them over my shoulder and finally carry them home to my cave. Clubs are better than drugs.
That's where the phrase "let's go clubbing tonight" comes from...
But I thought you were meant to drag them by their hair rather than toss them over your shoulder...
TM wrote:
I've said it before that if nobody hates you, then you are probably a push-over and someone who goes to great lengths to placate everyone.
Fortunately, there's a couple of people who hate me. Enough to phone me past midnight (when they probably thought I would be asleep and wouldn't recognize their voice, but I was actually watching a TV show) to insult me (and my mother, if you get what I mean), and also to send a fake letter to the newspaper (signed with my name) saying a lot of nonsense...
There are possibly a few more, but I don't really care,
TM wrote:
Write a list of your good sides and bad sides, then write a list of what you look for in a woman.
That sounds like a good idea.
KeitaroKun wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
Walk up to random girls in the street and talk to them then.
And say what? It's pretty hard for me to start conversations as it is. I think most people think it's weird to just be approached by a random person and have a conversation started with them that has nothing to do with the situation. I've had it happen. The aftermath wasn't pleasant.
I have a friend who's crazy enough to stop a random girl on the street and ask for her opinion on a subject both of us had been discussing... well, at least from my POV he's crazy, as I'd never do such a thing. But who knows...
machf wrote:
KeitaroKun wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
Walk up to random girls in the street and talk to them then.
And say what? It's pretty hard for me to start conversations as it is. I think most people think it's weird to just be approached by a random person and have a conversation started with them that has nothing to do with the situation. I've had it happen. The aftermath wasn't pleasant.
I have a friend who's crazy enough to stop a random girl on the street and ask for her opinion on a subject both of us had been discussing... well, at least from my POV he's crazy, as I'd never do such a thing. But who knows...
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wtfid2 wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_340595_1926582.jpg
Basically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
the link takes me to a site with a millionlittle pictures?Im not followingBasically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
anyway I hate when girls flirt with you when they arent interested. There is this woman at shop rite(our supermarket) who I've known for a few years. I shop there everyday, so we have gotten to know eachother. Today I got some things and stopped by her booth to say hi and we talked for 30 mins. I told hvr I graduated college, we talked about life etc. She ept saying ''im so proud of you'' ''you're so smart'' ''you're so funny''. She always says this with a smile on hvr face in a flirty manner lol. She is very attractive and turns 30 this yr.
BUT she is not interested in me. Due to her flirty nature, I asked her back in February what she was doing for valentine's day. I did this to gauge whether she was single. She mentioned her plans with her bf.
It's hard to feel confident in asking any girl out when eveen the ones who show flirtation are not into you.
Another girl in one of my college classes this spring was flirting hardcore. She was taking another class that I had actually already taken and she asked me if I could meet her out side of school to tutor her. I figured hmm I bet she ust wants to get to know me and doesn't need tutoring, so I said ok. Her friend also was in both classes, and she and her friend joked around saying ''you should give him a lil somethin something for his help'' and I said ''she refuses as a joke'' and the girl said''you nvr asked under her breath'' her friend also said to stop flirting as a joke.
anyway long story short, this girl and I also had a presentation together and on the last day we met I met her to go over things. She told me she was late because she was with her boyfriend..i was pissed. I actually called her a few ties to see where she was and she's like''damn you callin me like you mah mannnnnnnnn'' lol.
during the presentation she played my mother and she was very touchy feely and physical on me during the practice and script, and even during the tutoring session I did wit her.
after that class ended summer session started and I had her in my class and she didnt talk
anyway another example of a girl who shows me all of the right signs who is just fuarking me around. Im very smart which maes me an easy target for abuse lol.
Its her job to be flirty at males in an attempt to get them to come back/buy more things.
There may be some cases where they are actually into you but Id say that its best to look elsewhere
spongy wrote:
wtfid2 wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_340595_1926582.jpg
Basically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
the link takes me to a site with a millionlittle pictures?Im not followingBasically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
anyway I hate when girls flirt with you when they arent interested. There is this woman at shop rite(our supermarket) who I've known for a few years. I shop there everyday, so we have gotten to know eachother. Today I got some things and stopped by her booth to say hi and we talked for 30 mins. I told hvr I graduated college, we talked about life etc. She ept saying ''im so proud of you'' ''you're so smart'' ''you're so funny''. She always says this with a smile on hvr face in a flirty manner lol. She is very attractive and turns 30 this yr.
BUT she is not interested in me. Due to her flirty nature, I asked her back in February what she was doing for valentine's day. I did this to gauge whether she was single. She mentioned her plans with her bf.
It's hard to feel confident in asking any girl out when eveen the ones who show flirtation are not into you.
Another girl in one of my college classes this spring was flirting hardcore. She was taking another class that I had actually already taken and she asked me if I could meet her out side of school to tutor her. I figured hmm I bet she ust wants to get to know me and doesn't need tutoring, so I said ok. Her friend also was in both classes, and she and her friend joked around saying ''you should give him a lil somethin something for his help'' and I said ''she refuses as a joke'' and the girl said''you nvr asked under her breath'' her friend also said to stop flirting as a joke.
anyway long story short, this girl and I also had a presentation together and on the last day we met I met her to go over things. She told me she was late because she was with her boyfriend..i was pissed. I actually called her a few ties to see where she was and she's like''damn you callin me like you mah mannnnnnnnn'' lol.
during the presentation she played my mother and she was very touchy feely and physical on me during the practice and script, and even during the tutoring session I did wit her.
after that class ended summer session started and I had her in my class and she didnt talk
anyway another example of a girl who shows me all of the right signs who is just fuarking me around. Im very smart which maes me an easy target for abuse lol.
Its her job to be flirty at males in an attempt to get them to come back/buy more things.
There may be some cases where they are actually into you but Id say that its best to look elsewhere
and the other girl was agirl in school....girls have done tht before not the first.
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wtfid2 wrote:
spongy wrote:
wtfid2 wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_340595_1926582.jpg
Basically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
the link takes me to a site with a millionlittle pictures?Im not followingBasically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
anyway I hate when girls flirt with you when they arent interested. There is this woman at shop rite(our supermarket) who I've known for a few years. I shop there everyday, so we have gotten to know eachother. Today I got some things and stopped by her booth to say hi and we talked for 30 mins. I told hvr I graduated college, we talked about life etc. She ept saying ''im so proud of you'' ''you're so smart'' ''you're so funny''. She always says this with a smile on hvr face in a flirty manner lol. She is very attractive and turns 30 this yr.
BUT she is not interested in me. Due to her flirty nature, I asked her back in February what she was doing for valentine's day. I did this to gauge whether she was single. She mentioned her plans with her bf.
It's hard to feel confident in asking any girl out when eveen the ones who show flirtation are not into you.
Another girl in one of my college classes this spring was flirting hardcore. She was taking another class that I had actually already taken and she asked me if I could meet her out side of school to tutor her. I figured hmm I bet she ust wants to get to know me and doesn't need tutoring, so I said ok. Her friend also was in both classes, and she and her friend joked around saying ''you should give him a lil somethin something for his help'' and I said ''she refuses as a joke'' and the girl said''you nvr asked under her breath'' her friend also said to stop flirting as a joke.
anyway long story short, this girl and I also had a presentation together and on the last day we met I met her to go over things. She told me she was late because she was with her boyfriend..i was pissed. I actually called her a few ties to see where she was and she's like''damn you callin me like you mah mannnnnnnnn'' lol.
during the presentation she played my mother and she was very touchy feely and physical on me during the practice and script, and even during the tutoring session I did wit her.
after that class ended summer session started and I had her in my class and she didnt talk
anyway another example of a girl who shows me all of the right signs who is just fuarking me around. Im very smart which maes me an easy target for abuse lol.
Its her job to be flirty at males in an attempt to get them to come back/buy more things.
There may be some cases where they are actually into you but Id say that its best to look elsewhere
and the other girl was agirl in school....girls have done tht before not the first.
I know that plenty of girls flirt for the point of flirting and can be taken/whatever
However Ive learnt to avoid taking interactions with anyone at their work place too seriously because some people change a lot once they are outside of their work place.
I never intend stop to talk to the people approaching you to join a new bank on the street yet they all smile at me, and are extremely interested on talking to me. Should I ask one of them out?
spongy wrote:
wtfid2 wrote:
spongy wrote:
wtfid2 wrote:
1000Knives wrote:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_340595_1926582.jpg
Basically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
the link takes me to a site with a millionlittle pictures?Im not followingBasically I just put a picture of a "bro" there.
anyway I hate when girls flirt with you when they arent interested. There is this woman at shop rite(our supermarket) who I've known for a few years. I shop there everyday, so we have gotten to know eachother. Today I got some things and stopped by her booth to say hi and we talked for 30 mins. I told hvr I graduated college, we talked about life etc. She ept saying ''im so proud of you'' ''you're so smart'' ''you're so funny''. She always says this with a smile on hvr face in a flirty manner lol. She is very attractive and turns 30 this yr.
BUT she is not interested in me. Due to her flirty nature, I asked her back in February what she was doing for valentine's day. I did this to gauge whether she was single. She mentioned her plans with her bf.
It's hard to feel confident in asking any girl out when eveen the ones who show flirtation are not into you.
Another girl in one of my college classes this spring was flirting hardcore. She was taking another class that I had actually already taken and she asked me if I could meet her out side of school to tutor her. I figured hmm I bet she ust wants to get to know me and doesn't need tutoring, so I said ok. Her friend also was in both classes, and she and her friend joked around saying ''you should give him a lil somethin something for his help'' and I said ''she refuses as a joke'' and the girl said''you nvr asked under her breath'' her friend also said to stop flirting as a joke.
anyway long story short, this girl and I also had a presentation together and on the last day we met I met her to go over things. She told me she was late because she was with her boyfriend..i was pissed. I actually called her a few ties to see where she was and she's like''damn you callin me like you mah mannnnnnnnn'' lol.
during the presentation she played my mother and she was very touchy feely and physical on me during the practice and script, and even during the tutoring session I did wit her.
after that class ended summer session started and I had her in my class and she didnt talk
anyway another example of a girl who shows me all of the right signs who is just fuarking me around. Im very smart which maes me an easy target for abuse lol.
Its her job to be flirty at males in an attempt to get them to come back/buy more things.
There may be some cases where they are actually into you but Id say that its best to look elsewhere
and the other girl was agirl in school....girls have done tht before not the first.
I know that plenty of girls flirt for the point of flirting and can be taken/whatever
However Ive learnt to avoid taking interactions with anyone at their work place too seriously because some people change a lot once they are outside of their work place.
I never intend stop to talk to the people approaching you to join a new bank on the street yet they all smile at me, and are extremely interested on talking to me. Should I ask one of them out?
"hellooooooo, you seem nice. i am interested in making a 'deposit' in your 'safe deposit box' after hours., know-what-i-mean, nudge-nudge-wink-wink"
nope, can't see how that could fail.
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hyperlexian wrote:
"hellooooooo, you seem nice. i am interested in making a 'deposit' in your 'safe deposit box' after hours., know-what-i-mean, nudge-nudge-wink-wink"
nope, can't see how that could fail.
nope, can't see how that could fail.
If we're doing work related puns:
At a shoe store:
"I'd like to see if I could get the right fit in your box"
At a grocery store:
"Mind feeling my cucumber, it feels sorta soft"
"Mind checking out my tomatoes, they're really ripe"
At the post office
"You seem like a nice enough person, but I'd have to see how you deliver before i can give you my stamp of approval"
"I was just admiring how you handle mail (male)"
"Hey, check out my package"
At a bakery:
"Nice buns, I have a baguette here I'm sure you'd come to enjoy*
"Hey, come knead my dough, I promise it'll rise"
"I hope this is the only place you struggle with yeast" (ewww, that one even disgusted me a little).
At Tim Horton's
"I'd ask you to come home with me, but I'm afraid I'd spill my boston cream all over your honey dip"
To a female cop:
"My night-stick is bigger than yours"
Than after that:
"Hey, you got it in my eye!!"
At a lamp store:
"I'm kind of like this lamp, because after you plug me in, I light up"
At a hardware store:
"I need to you help me deal with these nuts and this bolt"
"Want to come over to my place, you'll feel right at home since you can handle wood there too"
At a mechanic:
"You're perfect, you're already all lubed up!"
well done!
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spongy wrote:
OliveOilMom wrote:
Good Lord, heres how you get over the virginity thing. Go buy two x pills. That's gonna be about $40 or $50. Then go to a bar. Talk to some girls you like. Ask if they like x. If one thats hot does, ask her if she wants to roll and then tell her to come home with you. Giver her one pill, you take the other one. Drink lots of water. Wait. It'll be great, trust me.
I dont know Olive, asking around if a tissue is covered in chloroform seems to be fail-proof so Im going to stick with that for a while
Well its not really bad if you're on the drug too and both of you wanna roll together. Ecstacy is one of the more positive psychedelics in that it doesn't conjure up negative emotions. So if you're tripping on it, you're naturally going to be in very loving state of mind. Its was used to mend broken marriages when it was legal, so i don't really see this as bad advice. IMO, its better than getting drunk
from what i've heard, the comedown is akin to suicidal depression. that kept me from ever trying it. i don't want to experience "ecstasy" if i must also experience the desire to end my life.
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hyperlexian wrote:
from what i've heard, the comedown is akin to suicidal depression. that kept me from ever trying it. i don't want to experience "ecstasy" if i must also experience the desire to end my life.
I think that's for high doses or for certain mental constitutions, but I have friends who have experimented with it extensively, and they haven't experienced this. Its over-stated and over-exaggerated by the media.
They had some very positive effects with it, where they came away with a new take on life and contentment in it. Its good, not just for people wanting to find dates at a rave, but for a lot of reasons. You can experience severe dopamine depletion if the dose is too high or if your brain doesn't produce a lot of it to begin with. I don't think its for everyone from what I've heard.
JNathanK wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
from what i've heard, the comedown is akin to suicidal depression. that kept me from ever trying it. i don't want to experience "ecstasy" if i must also experience the desire to end my life.
I think that's for high doses or for certain mental constitutions, but I have friends who have experimented with it extensively, and they haven't experienced this. Its over-stated and over-exaggerated by the media.
maybe it is highly individual. i am already prone to depression so i think it would be a daft move.
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JanuaryMan wrote:
Time to give some risky advice..have you thought about an escort service? As in just for one time. I mean, just to get those fears and anxieties out of your mind so you can think less about the problem of asking women out?
Once I did that, my desire to date and be in a relationship died out, and I say this as a *good thing*.
