29 Dec 2012, 5:59 am
29 Dec 2012, 6:26 am
BlueMax wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
Did you buy yourself that calendar for Christmas?
It's hard not to interpret this little jab as anything but a stab at my sexuality. I'm hoping it was just a humourous poke in the ribs and you just forgot the smiley to go with it?
Relax, it was a lighthearted poke.
Why is the world is running short on people who find this kind of jabbing funny? It's like, my two male workmates and that's it.
29 Dec 2012, 6:29 am
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29 Dec 2012, 6:29 am
blue_bean wrote:
BlueMax wrote:
blue_bean wrote:
Did you buy yourself that calendar for Christmas?
It's hard not to interpret this little jab as anything but a stab at my sexuality. I'm hoping it was just a humourous poke in the ribs and you just forgot the smiley to go with it?
Relax, it was a lighthearted poke.
Why is the world is running short on people who find this kind of jabbing funny? It's like, my two male workmates and that's it.
BlueMax seems not to take pointed "jokes" from women too well. Nor does he seem to understand Australian humor well (not that this is anything unusual
- it is rather direct and relies on shock value).
I assume the combination of both is the reason for the reaction.
29 Dec 2012, 6:32 am
blue_bean wrote:
Relax, it was a lighthearted poke.
Why is the world is running short on people who find this kind of jabbing funny? It's like, my two male workmates and that's it.
Why is the world is running short on people who find this kind of jabbing funny? It's like, my two male workmates and that's it.
A wink would've clarified it - no question. You're often a bit harsh whenever you talk to me so "joke" wasn't the first thing that came to mind. I left that door open though... glad I did.
I'm really not a bad guy! I love a playful jab or two when it's with someone I know is safely friendly.
29 Dec 2012, 7:00 am
blue_bean wrote:
She said he was just out of a long term relationship. Do we have any idea why it ended? For all we know it could have been due to infidelity and it's been kept hush hush.
Oh yea, lots and lots of infidelity. No doubt about that!
29 Dec 2012, 7:54 am
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blue_bean wrote:
She said he was just out of a long term relationship. Do we have any idea why it ended? For all we know it could have been due to infidelity and it's been kept hush hush.
Oh yea, lots and lots of infidelity. No doubt about that!
I wouldn't be too keen to judge anyone that fast... Having had a lot of partners (or even being a flirt like he is) doesn't necessary mean being unfaithful in relationships. He did casually mention that should we have met two months ago, his situation (with his gf at the time) was very different (making our closer acquaintance impossible).
I wouldn't call him one's typical "alpha male" either, it's not the type I usually like at all. He's much more of a traditional gentleman Casanova type; He's actually extremely polite, considerate and keen to please although he manages to be extremely kinky as well
I have to admit that it's a turn-on.
I already came to a conclusion that an idea of relationship is out, but I do enjoy talking with him and spending time with him.
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29 Dec 2012, 7:56 am
blue_bean wrote:
Did you buy yourself that calendar for Christmas?
If I were them I'd cover up with my hands too, that water must be awfully cold. And is that an Alligator in the top right?
If I were them I'd cover up with my hands too, that water must be awfully cold. And is that an Alligator in the top right?
The alligator is having a sausage feast.
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29 Dec 2012, 7:59 am
29 Dec 2012, 8:39 am
Lilya wrote:
I wouldn't call him one's typical "alpha male" either, it's not the type I usually like at all. He's much more of a traditional gentleman Casanova type; He's actually extremely polite, considerate and keen to please although he manages to be extremely kinky as well I have to admit that it's a turn-on.
I have to admit that it's a turn-on.There's many kinds of alpha, my dear. In addition to the ooga booga bogan type, there's smooth-talking ladies man type (our boy here), the quiet man in charge type, and so on.
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I already came to a conclusion that an idea of relationship is out, but I do enjoy talking with him and spending time with him.
So make it a fling, then. Bone and bounce, baby! Just try not to fall in love, for your own sake.
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29 Dec 2012, 8:46 am
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29 Dec 2012, 9:31 am
BlueMax wrote:
I'm googling "celebrity women" to see if any appeal so much I'd agree to a zero-commitment one night stand...
Anne Hathaway ranks pretty high... I've always liked her as an actress and found her physically attractive. She'd have to be a very cool person on top of that though.
BTW, there are now "sex vacations" for women, as well as male sex workers for the trade.
Anne Hathaway ranks pretty high... I've always liked her as an actress and found her physically attractive. She'd have to be a very cool person on top of that though.
BTW, there are now "sex vacations" for women, as well as male sex workers for the trade.
Yeah yeah, if Anne Hathaway offered to have sex with you for one night, you would jump at it like a rabbit running from a Doberman. Heck, if she wanted to get married, you'd probably jump at the chance.
Funny how most here try to play the high and mighty role without ever have been in the situation themselves.
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29 Dec 2012, 9:38 am
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29 Dec 2012, 1:43 pm
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Yeah yeah, if Anne Hathaway offered to have sex with you for one night, you would jump at it like a rabbit running from a Doberman. Heck, if she wanted to get married, you'd probably jump at the chance.
In the famous words of Bugs Bunny, "He don't know me vewwy well - do he?"
YOU might jump at the chance and that's fine. I don't even know what I'd do... I know I've turned down a few one night stands in recent years, but none were sexy celebrities either.
Would I? Maybe... but I'd sure say no and back out in an instant if she turned out to be a rotten person! For me, there's no bigger turnoff than evil.
