Why is it impossible for an ugly man to be desired?

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07 Apr 2013, 7:13 pm

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Men who are strong, smart, and treat women like queens are usually the best fathers you can find.

And yet, my wife STILL tossed me aside like a used tissue... I officially have NO idea what the ladies want. ;)




...so I'll just be my goofy ol' self and hope someone eventually wants that.


Based on what you've said, your wife has issues. Please don't use her as the yardstick for judging all women.


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07 Apr 2013, 10:46 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
Based on what you've said, your wife has issues. Please don't use her as the yardstick for judging all women.


Thanks - I really, REALLY try not to. I need more positive female influences in my life... glad I have a few fantastic friends to counteract the several complete nutbags!

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07 Apr 2013, 11:25 pm

DialAForAwesome wrote:
Because ugly men are seen as creeps if they so much as even say hi to a lady.

This has been my experience for years. As someone with Marfan syndrome and severe orthognathism, I fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I can't even smile at people without being labeled a hideous freak.

And yeah, DeVito is short and chubby, but it helps that he has tons of money. And it's not like he's quite ugly either.


Wow,

I just looked up Marfan Syndrome, and it fits me to a t!

I found several pictures of unusually flexible hands like mine, and the chest depression as well. I also have that Jacobson's organ looking thing in the roof of my mouth.



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10 Apr 2013, 8:32 am

appletheclown wrote:
BlueMax wrote:
appletheclown wrote:
Men who are strong, smart, and treat women like queens are usually the best fathers you can find.

And yet, my wife STILL tossed me aside like a used tissue... I officially have NO idea what the ladies want. ;)




...so I'll just be my goofy ol' self and hope someone eventually wants that.


Then stop blaming yourself. If it was her, and you know you were being a good man to her and being loyal and all that, you still got it!
If she tossed you aside like a used tissue, then you know treating ladies like a gentleman would will still work.


Sorry to say, bud, but you are NOT living in the real world if you can say this.

But I do love Bleach, so whatever. :P

EDIT: Just now noticed shrox's post. I have all the same features as well.


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