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04 Dec 2007, 1:06 pm

I'm at a loss for words...no really.

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04 Dec 2007, 2:21 pm

"So do you read at all? I really liked Catch 22. The part about Nately's whore going crazy and attacking Yossarian with a knife, yeah that was really funny. She reminds me of my sister sometimes. Ya know, I really think my sister's bipolar. But, she can be really cool. Come to think of it you're a lot like my sister. Wait, I mean not that you're bipolar or anything!...and not the part about the whore!...I mean...oh $&%#"

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04 Dec 2007, 2:26 pm

i'll look at yours if i can show you mine!



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04 Dec 2007, 2:46 pm

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If you're asexual, then wouldn't your boyfriend be annoyed?


As for bf, he's asexual too - in some ways moreso than I am


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I never drive in Washington. I don't have a car here. The National Postal Museum is just across the street from Union Station (the train station), which also has a metro/subway stop.

http://www.postalmuseum.si.edu/


But see i'd have to drive to Washinton DC. And even if I found someplace outside of the city to leave my car I don't like public transportation.




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Did I really say "Fellatio?" What I meant to say was "Philately." I don't know why I always seem to get the two confused.

:D ok, i'll buy that cheap coverup and put you back in my excellent list.



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04 Dec 2007, 2:47 pm

"So...do you like me?"

Response: "I don't even know you!"



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04 Dec 2007, 2:48 pm

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Well, if the truth be told, I never did actually lick my stamps directly, because I did not like the flavour of the glue. :oops:

Instead, I would put some saliva on my left index fingerprint, and put the saliva on the back of the stamp from my index finger. :oops: :oops:

THEN I would affix the stamp to the envelope. :oops: :oops: :oops:


I was disappointed when self-stick envelopes came out - i loved licking stamps.

Though with my recent research project I only licked three envelopes before I made a wet paper towel to do my licking for me



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04 Dec 2007, 4:09 pm

Ozzy wrote:
"So...do you like me?"

Response: "I don't even know you!"


Sounds like something I'd say. :lol:



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04 Dec 2007, 7:40 pm

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so, i was wondering... what colour are your knickers?

That's me right there! I got a huge underwear thing. It would be even funnier if her response was just a casual "Pink. Why do you ask?" :lol:

I've only met about six or seven Aspie girls (one personally, but it was very brief, just before I moved out of Michigan), but do think they would ever actually say that? I know this thread is just for fun, but I heard some of pretty silly and playful. :P



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04 Dec 2007, 7:47 pm

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what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?


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04 Dec 2007, 8:00 pm

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DivaD wrote:
what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?

Hmm, I wouldn't know. The only Superman movie I've seen is the most recent one. Anyway, Aspie ladies, what would you do if an AS guy asked you that? Me and my girl are starting to get kinda *close*, so I guess my mind's been in the gutter lately. :P :P :P



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04 Dec 2007, 8:31 pm

Triangular_Trees wrote:

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Did I really say "Fellatio?" What I meant to say was "Philately." I don't know why I always seem to get the two confused.

:D ok, i'll buy that cheap coverup and put you back in my excellent list.


Thanks very much, young lady, and for buying my cheap coverup, you're on my excellent list for life. :D



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04 Dec 2007, 10:41 pm

darkness2004 wrote:
MrMark wrote:
DivaD wrote:
what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?

Hmm, I wouldn't know. The only Superman movie I've seen is the most recent one. Anyway, Aspie ladies, what would you do if an AS guy asked you that? Me and my girl are starting to get kinda *close*, so I guess my mind's been in the gutter lately. :P :P :P


What colour are my knickers? Good question.
(Pulls elastic of knickers' waistband over top of pants)
Looks like some shade of blue today.


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05 Dec 2007, 12:18 am

heyyoujess wrote:
darkness2004 wrote:
MrMark wrote:
DivaD wrote:
what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?

Hmm, I wouldn't know. The only Superman movie I've seen is the most recent one. Anyway, Aspie ladies, what would you do if an AS guy asked you that? Me and my girl are starting to get kinda *close*, so I guess my mind's been in the gutter lately. :P :P :P


What colour are my knickers? Good question.
(Pulls elastic of knickers' waistband over top of pants)
Looks like some shade of blue today.

God, that would be sexy. 8)



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05 Dec 2007, 12:21 am

"Okay." :?



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05 Dec 2007, 2:43 am

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05 Dec 2007, 10:21 am

"You're wearing BLUE knickers today? That is so great! I always wear white Hanes briefs. Although I do have one blue pair. The last time that I bought underwear, they included one blue pair in the package, with five white pairs. Do you want to guess which one I'M wearing today?"