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Jonsi
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09 Aug 2011, 4:28 pm

Doesn't get my extremely obscure jokes. v_v

Though I can see why in retrospect. D:



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09 Aug 2011, 5:08 pm

Because I'd have no idea where to find them.



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09 Aug 2011, 5:10 pm

Because they only have 99 posts and noop reminds me of noob which is ironic to the first statement and my life is already ironic enough.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:11 pm

Because the lady above most likely lives in a foreign country?



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09 Aug 2011, 5:15 pm

Because HE'S the one who lives in a foreign country.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:27 pm

Because they have 9099 posts and that '0' looks v. out of place. :tongue:



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09 Aug 2011, 5:30 pm

Because he doesn't realize that I am CONSTANTLY posting. So, that number changed quickly.


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09 Aug 2011, 6:42 pm

Every time her emoticon changes, she makes another post.



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09 Aug 2011, 7:53 pm

He has 399 posts...not 400 That is not an even number...and odd numbers are unlucky...therefore he must be unlucky.


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09 Aug 2011, 9:28 pm

(Chrissyrun again)

Going by the shifting expressions in her avatar, she's constantly changing her moods, and is the world's first case of septapolar disorder.



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09 Aug 2011, 9:34 pm

Doesn't like firsts. :P


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09 Aug 2011, 11:47 pm

Baby steps, dear.

I have to see if I can handle bipolar, then tri polar, and so on, until I work my way up to you.



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10 Aug 2011, 12:04 am

I don't date fish, I eat them. :twisted:


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10 Aug 2011, 12:11 am

Won't kiss me to see if I'm a handsome prince. I'm not, but she could make the effort.



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10 Aug 2011, 12:13 am

CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Won't kiss me to see if I'm a handsome prince. I'm not, but she could make the effort.


Muuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

No. You are still a fish.

He just made me kiss a fish. :(


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10 Aug 2011, 12:28 am

::Turns into a handsome prince::

I wouldn't date you because you're from mars.