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25 Sep 2009, 11:02 pm

I agree lets go to amersterdam. I am glad I live in rhode island because we are blue state also being corruption central sometimes helps,but other than that it completly blows.

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26 Sep 2009, 12:35 am

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My nephews adore me, because I can relate to them. They tell me that I can't really be 41, because I act like a kid. They're absolutely right. When I look in the mirror, what I see doesn't jibe with the person I am within. How the hell did this happen? I was *supposed* to stay 5 (or 12, or 16) forever, ffs.

I'm just like you, except I'm 24. And I'm thinking it might be a phase, that I might actually feel grown up after a while. But you never know.

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26 Sep 2009, 12:44 am

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I agree lets go to amersterdam. I am glad I live in rhode island because we are blue state also being corruption central sometimes helps,but other than that it completly blows.

Same here, minus the corruption. Most of the country probably can't even point us on the map.

WA is out there somewhere but no one is really sure. :lol:

But we are here and we are most definitely a blue state.

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26 Sep 2009, 4:36 am

GoatOnFire wrote:

Cyanide wrote:

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Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.

Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually do it.

For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...

You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *shakes head in dismay*

Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.

Why I said Nevada. Although I was joking, technically it is the correct reason. If I was really considering prostitutes it'd have happened by now.

And Henriksson, don't knock it unless you've tried it.

So blow it out your ass. :bom:

Have you ever considered necrophilia?

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26 Sep 2009, 5:31 am

Necrophilia is very dangerous, you may receive bacteria and other s***.

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26 Sep 2009, 12:47 pm

MagnusArmstrong wrote:

I agree lets go to amersterdam. I am glad I live in rhode island because we are blue state also being corruption central sometimes helps,but other than that it completly blows.

Yay, another New Englander! I love Rhode Island!

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26 Sep 2009, 2:13 pm

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Certain 'toys' are okay in Texas, others that are rubber, or sculpted (or molded) to look like appendages, are illegal.

Social disease? WOW, that's a term that you just don't hear to often, like self-pollution!

I have read a lot of older texts so I often use "social disease" as a gentle euphemism. I wonder how many other 28-year-olds use the term "social disease" in conversation?

It sounds so much like the phrase "social ills" (which itself is a very nebulously defined concept) that I would never have though it referred to actual bodily diseases unless someone explained it to me.

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26 Sep 2009, 4:08 pm

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Cyanide wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

David1981 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.

Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually do it.

For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...

You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *shakes head in dismay*

Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.

So blow it out your ass. :bom:

Have you ever considered necrophilia?

Ohhh yeah who doesn't love rigor mortis stricken p****? Can't get any tighter than that.

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26 Sep 2009, 4:11 pm

AceOfSpades wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Cyanide wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

David1981 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.

Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually do it.

For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...

You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *shakes head in dismay*

Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.

So blow it out your ass. :bom:

Have you ever considered necrophilia?

Ohhh yeah who doesn't love rigor mortis stricken p****? Can't get any tighter than that.

I'm not sure if you're serious or not. Anyway, I was trying to point out how little value the "don't knock it unless you've tried it" argument has.

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26 Sep 2009, 4:25 pm

I was joking. It wasn't related to your point though, so that's probably what confused you.

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26 Sep 2009, 6:57 pm

Ligea_Seroua wrote:

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F**k America, I'm going to Amsterdam too.

Obviously a WP meet up in Amsterdam is required :lol:

Yea, I'll just have to call up my reserve unit and let them know I'll be gone for a few months lol.

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26 Sep 2009, 7:54 pm

Do you know prostitiution is legal here if it is done indoors but the legeslator is trying to make it illegal.I found it really surprising because there was a controversy going on here in pawtucket because someone was gonna open a sex eduaction place here and someone called the mayor bad mouthing the person because the person defended keeping indoor prostitiution legal,the shocking truth is the person is a women.I am not being sexist but I never thought I would see a women defend prostitution.You know because of neo feminisim say that has female explotition same way the feel about the Pr0n industry,that and the unsavory issue of human trafficing.Could she be one of those people that see it has I am a women and its my body and if some want to ply the wares for their own profit and take out the pimp or middleman then,you know you go girl kind of person?You think how practical new englanders are we wouldn't legalize,regulate and tax it because we are the poorest state in the union we were the first to enter the recession and most likely the last to leave it.We make california look filithy rich.Do you know here 16 year old girls can be strippers but cant drink alchol man talk about messed up.

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26 Sep 2009, 10:19 pm

Hmmmmmm, well i'll admit my virginity is still intact, primarily because of an "idealist factor" (sex before a relationship is meaningless on a personal note so why both with something that has no meaning?). Dont get me wrong, Ive tried to date about three times, but in the end they didnt work out (nothing horrid, but were definitely no connections being made). So, to this day (almost 29 years old), Ive been of the mind that i'll just not bother looking and if something comes up, I'll attempt to see about long term . . . but I learned never to get my hopes, or anything else, up . . . :roll:

Its like how an old song goes, "You can't always get what you want . . . but you might get what you need." Or however that went . . . again, I dont bother with hope when it comes to a relationship in my life.

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26 Sep 2009, 10:33 pm

...technically I'm not a virgin but the one time I did it it was really sh***y.

first of all, I was drunk, and I take a lot of meds...so I couldn't get it up
second-she was was a lesbian for the most part

...I really wish I could get laid...but it feels like the more isolated I get, the more numb I feel, and my chances become less and less.

Another factor is I can't even make out with a girl who's company I don't even enjoy.

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01 Oct 2009, 11:08 pm

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Cyanide wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

David1981 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.

Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually do it.

For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...

You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *shakes head in dismay*

Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.

So blow it out your ass. :bom:

Have you ever considered necrophilia?

Only with animals. Dead non-decomposed humans are hard to find. :evil:

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02 Oct 2009, 10:54 am

GoatOnFire wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Cyanide wrote:

Henriksson wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

David1981 wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

Because I've never been to a whorehouse before.

Good answer! I have entertained notions of procuring the services of a prostitute, but I am too neurotic and timid to actually do it.

For me it's more a matter of never having been to Nevada before. Stupid baptist Texas...

You have such low standards as to consider prostitutes? *shakes head in dismay*

Better a legal, regulated brothel than a street walker.

So blow it out your ass. :bom:

Have you ever considered necrophilia?

Only with animals. Dead non-decomposed humans are hard to find. :evil:

It depends. There are certain jobs where they are quite common...

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