26, been putting the moves on girls (Including approaching new ones) but I still don't have a single lay to my name! Been working several girls at once but it's still not enough. I need more! I used to be a massive otaku, doing nothing but watching anime and playing vidya games. Now I've got so much lost time to make up for, and need to make it up as quickly as possible! Being a 26-year-old virgin is too shameful to bear!
Whoever said patience was a virtue lied. Patient is too slow! I hate having to be patient! I need to rush! Being patient and taking my time is too ineffective. It defies all logic!