I'm leaving my ASPIE GF!

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Tequila
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24 Jul 2013, 5:14 pm

Cafeaulait wrote:

Don´t act like your stupid, it´s you.

Oops.

Sorry, bro.

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24 Jul 2013, 5:34 pm

Tequila wrote:

Cafeaulait wrote:

Don´t act like your stupid, it´s you.

Oops.

Sorry, bro.

It's you?! !!

So that's why you have been visiting us a lot in the last 8 months - claiming you want to watch the football mathes with me?? That's why you've been helping her to make the sandwiches?
Tequilla, I thought you're my friend, how could you...?

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24 Jul 2013, 5:39 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

So that's why you have been visiting us a lot in the last 8 months - claiming you want to watch the football mathes with me??

Football matches? There were football matches on? Sorry, I wasn't thinking about that.

I was thinking more about kissing her neck, nibbling her ears, tonguing and teasing her armpits...

...these Belgian/French types have a lot of hair in their armpits. Getting the hairs out of my mouth (having sampled the two places that count) was a nightmare...

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24 Jul 2013, 5:51 pm

Tequila wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

So that's why you have been visiting us a lot in the last 8 months - claiming you want to watch the football mathes with me??

No she doesn't shave.

And I don't envy you to endure her hag snorts.

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24 Jul 2013, 6:59 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Tequila wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

So that's why you have been visiting us a lot in the last 8 months - claiming you want to watch the football mathes with me??

No she doesn't shave.

And I don't envy you to endure her hag snorts.

Ok, that´s it. We´re done. I PM´d a mod.

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24 Jul 2013, 7:03 pm

What is a hag snort?

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25 Jul 2013, 12:44 am

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What is a hag snort?

Just imagine the fictional hag snorting.

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25 Jul 2013, 1:16 am

I'm thinking about starting a new thread: Men and Hag Snorts.

:chin:

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25 Jul 2013, 1:22 am

Cafeaulait wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Tequila wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

So that's why you have been visiting us a lot in the last 8 months - claiming you want to watch the football mathes with me??

No she doesn't shave.

And I don't envy you to endure her hag snorts.

Ok, that´s it. We´re done. I PM´d a mod.

PM spongy, he hated that thread.

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25 Jul 2013, 7:04 am

auntblabby wrote:

smudge wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

1000Knives wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

outside of this present lifetime is where karma truly works.

I must have been a hell of an as*hole in my former life then. Or maybe Hitler.

I committed suicide in one previous lifetime after I had broken several women's hearts. that was after another previous lifetime where I was a common thug. so that is probably why in this present lifetime I've been a much put-upon socially clumsy hermit. :oops:

How do you know what happened in your previous lifetimes?

due to repetitive dreams i'd had when I was a young man. I literally saw myself [in the dreams] as I was in those previous lifetimes- in one, I saw myself in a reflection of a window pane, in another I saw myself as though I was watching myself from a distance of about 6 feet.

Dreams are just that - dreams. No matter how repetitive.

I used to have repetitive dreams of my penis being detached from my body and looking at the detached penis with shock and horror. Does this mean that's what happened in one of my past lives?

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25 Jul 2013, 7:06 am

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

I'm thinking about starting a new thread: Men and Hag Snorts.

:chin:

I second that :lol:

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25 Jul 2013, 7:08 am

Tbh boo seems so obsessed with roid buffs, I think he may be the one wanting them :lol:

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25 Jul 2013, 7:49 am

auntblabby wrote:

smudge wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

1000Knives wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

outside of this present lifetime is where karma truly works.

I must have been a hell of an as*hole in my former life then. Or maybe Hitler.

How do you know what happened in your previous lifetimes?

Wishful thinking lol. :roll:

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25 Jul 2013, 8:09 am

MCalavera wrote:

I used to have repetitive dreams of my penis being detached from my body and looking at the detached penis with shock and horror. Does this mean that's what happened in one of my past lives?

Just think of how convenient that would be. You could cockbump people without having to meet up with them! Just send it in the mail.

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25 Jul 2013, 8:13 am

EmberEyes wrote:

Tequila wrote:

Even I saw through it.

It worked with the noobs, Boo, but not us sophisticates.

Try better next time, old bean.

Well, he managed to fool Schneekugel too, even after he posted

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Not only satirical to that thread, but to A LOT OF SUCH THREADS.

Ladies and gents, thank you for your support but the story is not real

Oh, sorry. Simply read the first post, and was so dumb to feel sorry for boo, so I immediate posted. But cant happen again, and I dont see a problem about it: Fool me once, shame on boo, fool me twice...cant happen if you ignore that kind of persons from now on.

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25 Jul 2013, 8:17 am

Declension wrote:

MCalavera wrote:

I used to have repetitive dreams of my penis being detached from my body and looking at the detached penis with shock and horror. Does this mean that's what happened in one of my past lives?

Just think of how convenient that would be. You could cockbump people without having to meet up with them! Just send it in the mail.

Yep, totally. Because what better use for it than to cockbump people?

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