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19 Jul 2019, 1:30 pm

Well here's my ad:

Looking for: Female Dragon or Wyvern

Favourite meals: Dwarves, and/or Lakemen

Hobbies: Sleeping under piles of gold, breathing fire, flying

Qualities: Teeth like swords, wings like a hurricane, tail like a thunderbolt


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19 Jul 2019, 4:53 pm

Antrax wrote:
Well here's my ad:

Looking for: Female Dragon or Wyvern

Favourite meals: Dwarves, and/or Lakemen

Hobbies: Sleeping under piles of gold, breathing fire, flying

Qualities: Teeth like swords, wings like a hurricane, tail like a thunderbolt

My boyfriend likes medusa and monster girls, particularly reptiles, Lamia, Godzilla, Dragons, etc. Check this out

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Have you watched "How to train your dragon"?



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19 Jul 2019, 5:01 pm

quite an extreme
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20 Jul 2019, 6:12 pm

Rexi wrote:
Have you watched "How to train your dragon"?

It's nice but fairy tale. In real world it's quite hard to train a mother in law ... :roll:
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20 Jul 2019, 8:06 pm

quite an extreme wrote:
Rexi wrote:
Have you watched "How to train your dragon"?

It's nice but fairy tale. In real world it's quite hard to train a mother in law ... :roll:
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I think the movie Monster-in-Law would be more accurate for that :lol:


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24 Jul 2019, 6:29 pm

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I’m probably too long in the tooth for him.I had to give up feeding on dwarves,they are full of cholesterol.The older ones had lots of gristle anyhow.Now a succulent tender young lake man might be toothsome.I prefer to loll around on silver.Gold is too soft and tends to flatten out after a few years of bedding down on it.


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24 Jul 2019, 7:16 pm

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Rexi wrote:

I’m probably too long in the tooth for him.I had to give up feeding on dwarves,they are full of cholesterol.The older ones had lots of gristle anyhow.Now a succulent tender young lake man might be toothsome.I prefer to loll around on silver.Gold is too soft and tends to flatten out after a few years of bedding down on it.


A sssapphire or ruby mine might be better for bedding, essspecially if it contains ssalt for sseassoning, it'ssss good to have in a housss.
Thermal watersss are good to relax and moisssten scalesss and dorsssal sspikesss. Human ssskeletonss are fun to decorate the bedding :skull: :heart: :heart: :heart: :skull:


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24 Jul 2019, 11:32 pm

^ You sound horny, Miss Snake, bf not around?



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25 Jul 2019, 1:45 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
^ You sound horny, Miss Snake, bf not around?

Bf is a snake woman, I think I might've caught his accent. :oops:



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25 Jul 2019, 1:54 am

I just found this: why one should not date snek 8O

Should I Connect With this Guy? 10 Signs He May be a Snake in the Grass



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05 Nov 2022, 1:55 pm

Ha - Just stumbled upon this old thread.

I can't remember who I was referring to in my posts.


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05 Nov 2022, 2:00 pm

:(



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05 Nov 2022, 2:12 pm

Sorry for that. ^
I just thought it was funny, and nice to see some names from the past.
I hope MG doesn't mind me dredging it up.

I think they were all meant to be ironic.

I'll put my thinking cap on again.


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05 Nov 2022, 2:28 pm

Of corse I don't mind. Is just some light hearted humour.


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05 Nov 2022, 2:32 pm

who would you see me with


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05 Nov 2022, 2:32 pm

There really is a shortfall of women here now.
I hadn't noticed.


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