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darkness2004
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05 Dec 2007, 11:00 am

"Boxers or briefs? It doesn’t really matter to me, because I have both and will wear whichever one's you prefer, so like I said it's really no problem at all to me, just as long as you're comfortable and they’re one's you want me to wear. So, you wanna go back to my place and play some Call of Duty 4 Team-Deathmatches? I got lots of anime too. We can both screw around with Visual Studio 2005 if you want to. I’m going to college to be a programmer, and I got Java installed too if that’s your thing. I’m sorry what do you say your name was again? How are you doing today, by the way? You look awfully nice. You remind me of a chick from Final Fantasy. Which one was it though? VII? VIII? X? Damn, I forgot, and I’m supposed to be the one with the photographic memory here! Did you know that I have one of those? Well, I do. I could probably remember anything you tell me or show me for, like, forever. Even if it’s fifty years from now, I could remember all of your turn-ons, every single place that we’ve made love it, as well as every color knickers you have ever worn and in the order in which you first showed them to me. So what are your plans tonight, anyway?"

DivaD
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05 Dec 2007, 11:26 am

heyyoujess wrote:

darkness2004 wrote:

MrMark wrote:

DivaD wrote:

what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?

Hmm, I wouldn't know. The only Superman movie I've seen is the most recent one. Anyway, Aspie ladies, what would you do if an AS guy asked you that? Me and my girl are starting to get kinda *close*, so I guess my mind's been in the gutter lately.

What colour are my knickers? Good question.
(Pulls elastic of knickers' waistband over top of pants)
Looks like some shade of blue today.

well.... guess i'll see you around then :cry:

darkness2004
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05 Dec 2007, 12:10 pm

DivaD wrote:

heyyoujess wrote:

darkness2004 wrote:

MrMark wrote:

DivaD wrote:

what colour are your knickers?

Isn't that what Lois Lane said to Superman, what color are my knickers?

What colour are my knickers? Good question.
(Pulls elastic of knickers' waistband over top of pants)
Looks like some shade of blue today.

well.... guess i'll see you around then :cry:

"Oh, you're wearing blue?? You are so weird! I was so, so thinking of dating you if you were wearing red or some other 'sexy' color, but noooooooooo, you just had to be feeling blue today. Well, I just hope and pray that I never run into you again, Miss Blue!" ::stomps off all PO'ed and stuff::

This is so far my favoirte thread on WP. Oh, and I actually like blue BTW.

OptimusSupes114
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05 Dec 2007, 8:16 pm

My two favorite things are commitment and love

Ragtime
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05 Dec 2007, 10:10 pm

pandabear wrote:

Well, if the truth be told, I never did actually lick my stamps directly, because I did not like the flavour of the glue. :oops:

Instead, I would put some saliva on my left index fingerprint, and put the saliva on the back of the stamp from my index finger. :oops:

THEN I would affix the stamp to the envelope. :oops:

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WurdBendur
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05 Dec 2007, 10:37 pm

I seem to be having some sensory issues. Mind if I come over for a little "stim"?

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ShadesOfMe
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05 Dec 2007, 10:49 pm

My favorite obsession is YOU!

You wanna come back to my place? we can spend all night watching the star trek marathon...

Lonelybonesey
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07 Dec 2007, 5:49 pm

were all just a walking talking and loving bunch of chemicals.

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aeroz
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07 Dec 2007, 5:54 pm

"ok cutting the crap, I like you, trying to see if you like me. If so yay lets and screw like rabbits, if not screw you I'm going home"

ShadesOfMe
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07 Dec 2007, 6:14 pm

aeroz wrote:

"ok cutting the crap, I like you, trying to see if you like me. If so yay lets and screw like rabbits, if not screw you I'm going home"

Thats not fun.

sounds like a jerk would say that.

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07 Dec 2007, 6:27 pm

"Tell me more."

"Let's establish a routine together."

"This hand flaps for you."

"You're remarkable. In fact, I just made a remark."

"Let's get naspie!"

jfberge
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07 Dec 2007, 7:32 pm

and...

"now this is some eye contact I could get used to."

WurdBendur
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07 Dec 2007, 8:25 pm

jfberge wrote:

"now this is some eye contact I could get used to."

Who needs eye contact? It's what's on the inside that counts.

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MrMark
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07 Dec 2007, 8:45 pm

jfberge wrote:

"Let's get naspie!"

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MrMark
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07 Dec 2007, 8:46 pm

WurdBendur wrote:

jfberge wrote:

"now this is some eye contact I could get used to."

Who needs eye contact? It's what's on the inside that counts.

Nice comeback. You guys flirt well together. :wink:

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07 Dec 2007, 9:25 pm

WurdBendur wrote:

Who needs eye contact? It's what's on the inside that counts.

Sentimental and crass. Nice.

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